Since Y’all Can’t See It & Since Y’all (my “followers”) Are Mostly Bots - Imma Reblog A Buncha

I wish I could add these to my bookshelf

Todd Alcott

(via This isn’t happiness)

René Gruau

My father just asked me if I wanted to sit in on a call hosted by the CDC for epidimiologists, infectious disease doctors, pandemic experts etc... to listen and discuss the latest findings on the variants et al.

I was like nah, you can catch me up later but, dang! I feel super fortunate this guy adopted me. I still buy the occasional lotto ticket but, to be clear: I feel as if I’ve already had a significant win.

Smooth Criminal

No one else seemed interested - I guess we’re just a couple of basic biotches

“Yeah, I can be like the girl in ‘Wild at Heart’ / At heart” - Magdalena Bay

Blue Birch Marsh, 2024 by Jef Bourgeau

In elementary school it was a trend to bring in unfrosted cupcakes & everyone would create their own. I remembered this & decided that when it’s my birthday (actual date unknown - re: adopted) all my coworkers would be able to customize their very own donut. Like, I’ll eat pretty much any cake but, I could tell everyone was excited to create their own treat & it was like a cool gift to myself.

Sveta Shubina