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Pairing: SugarDaddy!Stan Uris x Reader (21+)
Warnings: Fluff, some language, alcohol, mention of sex, mention of a Sugar Daddy kind of relationship, also mention of unprotected sex, an implicit breeding kink and unplanned pregnancy
A/n: I know it’s Stanley again, I’m sorry. The man just won’t go away from my thoughts and people were talking about this concept at @soulwillower asks the other day so EXCUSE ME, I do be simping over it
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Stan and you met at a bar once
You entered the place with a couple of college friends alongside you
And he knew you were going to be his the moment he first laid his eyes on you, over his whiskey glass, while his friend Eddie talked about issues involving the company they worked for
You were the quieter among the other girls ordering beers by the counter
And you ordered a dry martini, what made him smirk from distance
He didn’t hesitate approaching you the moment your friends left for the bathroom
And you let him buy you a drink because he had the smoothest voice you’ve ever heard
And the rest is history
It all ended up with an “informal relationship” between the two of you
Or, more explicitly, he was your sugar daddy
He was in his early forties, although he had the minimum grayish strands through his curls
And you on your twenties, fresh out of college
You had your loft, he had his apartment, but you’d regularly sleep at each other’s places
He liked spoiling you, yes, but you knew it was not the top of the game for you
Neither was the amazing sex, although it always made you sore and smiley the next day
Things went like that for almost a year when what happened, happened
You found yourself at your bathroom, looking at a pee-stick
You’d call that devilish little thing like that
Because it had two strong blue marks popping at you
And you were already feeling sick of your stomach, but that made you throw up again right away
You were absolutely not ready
Too young, too unprepared, too everything-that-for-sure-wouldn’t-go-with-that-situation
And you just didn’t know how to tell Stan he was going to be a daddy
A real daddy
So you ended up mumbling it when he came home later, after his job
He had rolled up sleeves and a loosen tie
Bringing you Wendy’s because he felt you down lately and that was his “princess’ favorite, in spite of being pure crap”
He always said that like he didn’t ate a whole pack of fries in a blink
And you mumbled the news while he was putting the bags down onto your counter
“You’re... What?”
He didn’t sound angry, but you couldn’t judge how he looked like because you couldn’t see his face
“I’m pregnant”
He remained silent for a while and you froze in time
That was absolutely not meant to be
Yes, he most of the time came inside of you because you both liked it that way
He was just crazy about filling you up with a part of him
But not like that
“I swear I took all the pills right, Stan, I don-“
But you were cut off by his lips on yours
It was a passionate kiss that sent goosebumps up your spine and warmed you from the inside
Cause you knew he was an amazing man, but this was not in the game
And you really feared he would leave you or something
But he didn’t
He took you in his arms and kissed you for a long moment
And when he pulled away, his hands on your cheeks, he looked down at you in awe
With a big smile on his face
“Say it again, babylove. For God’s sake, say it again.”
You chuckled and did, relieved tears sparkling in your eyes when he hugged you tightly against his chest
And you kept smiling alone as you set the small table for two while he took a shower
And the two of you kept smiling through the Wendy’s dinner, talking about setting up the doctors appointments and all the stuff that needed to be rearranged
And later you were laying down on the couch, between his legs, back against his chest
His fingers running through your hair and massaging your scalp
“Maybe now you’ll move in with me?” he asked
Your eyelids felt heavy after the adrenaline peak from earlier, but you smirked
He already asked you for that, a couple times and more implicit ways, but you always denied, deeply afraid of changes
But now it was there, inside you, tinier than a bean
“Yeah, maybe I will”
And you knew he smiled, chin resting on the top of your head
Stan’s other hand left its spot on your thigh and rested on your lower belly
And you couldn’t help to let yours rest on his, distractedly, while you two watched the comedy show of one of his friends
“Oh, God, eleven out of ten words he says are ‘fuck’”
“Yeah, Richie is never meeting our baby girl.”
“It’s a girl, then?” Your grinned
“Of course it’s a girl.”
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