The Signs Vocational Callings

hogwarts houses

hufflepuff - sunflowers, loud laughter, early mornings, doodling, bubblegum, denim, clumsy, dirty sneakers, birthday parties

slytherin - skinny jeans, stargazing, sleeping in, comic books, lava lamps, calligraphy, rainy days, graceful, chess games, mint gum

gryffindor - sunny days, high heels, jello shots, late nights, pleated skirts, thinking out loud, bad choices, chocolate chip cookies

ravenclaw - the smell of new books, swear jars, sweaters, polaroid pictures, late afternoons, greenhouses, ambition, messy buns, poetry

types of girls: skies

[this is a bit… dark, but i made it for the girls who aren’t sunshine-and-rainbows like most posts like these are for]

pink sky: cotton candy, winged eyeliner, dirty jokes, running through fields, cute buttons on a leather jacket, getting drunk at 2am, sugar-coated peanuts, black nail polish, sweet smiles

blue sky: old movies, the atmosphere when it’s dusk, dissociating, coping with your problems by never thinking about them, rain, instrumentals from songs, unrequited love, old soul, the feeling of decaying, soft hearts

orange sky: whiskey, never talking about it, was careless in the past, old 80s synth pop, the word “rancid”, sickly sweet, harsh make-up, longs for a childhood, clunky shoes, jewelery,

yellow sky: heartbreak, birds in the morning, wants to recover, gullible, mature because of trauma, confused about a lot, fake smile, yellow converse, sunflowers, sobbing into pillows, pills, the dreamy haze when you’re high

purple sky: loud music, blocking the world out, yells a lot, black lipstick, dark chocolate, neon lights, black coffee, open about emotions, heart of gold, wants to be loved, plays electric guitar, reckless, never taught how to love people

white sky: pondering at 2am, being alone with your thoughts, cloudy heads, dancing in the rain, whispers, acoustic music, sleeping through therapy, old shoe laces, recovery

Remus Lupin’s Werewolf Shifts (during 1971-1978)

This is a full calendar marking the times that Remus Lupin has had to shift during his Hogwarts years.

Year 1: Sunday, 5 September 1971, 05:02:24 am Monday, 4 October 1971, 01:19:30 pm Tuesday, 2 November 1971, 10:19:24 pm Thursday, 2 December 1971, 08:48:06 am Friday, 31 December 1971, 09:19:30 pm Sunday, 30 January 1972, 11:58:12 am Tuesday, 29 February 1972, 04:11:54 am Wednesday, 29 March 1972, 09:05:30 pm Friday, 28 April 1972, 01:44:30 pm Sunday, 28 May 1972, 05:27:36 am

Year 2: Saturday, 23 September 1972, 05:06:42 am Sunday, 22 October 1972, 02:25:00 pm Tuesday, 21 November 1972, 12:06:30 am Wednesday, 20 December 1972, 10:45:06 am Thursday, 18 January 1973, 10:28:24 pm Saturday, 17 February 1973, 11:07:00 am Monday, 19 March 1973, 12:33:24 am Tuesday, 17 April 1973, 02:50:30 pm Thursday, 17 May 1973, 05:58:00 am Friday, 15 June 1973, 09:34:36 pm

Year 3: Wednesday, 12 September 1973, 04:16:18 pm Friday, 12 October 1973, 04:09:00 am Saturday, 10 November 1973, 03:26:42 pm Monday, 10 December 1973, 02:34:36 am Tuesday, 8 January 1974, 01:36:18 pm Thursday, 7 February 1974, 12:24:12 am Friday, 8 March 1974, 11:02:54 am Saturday, 6 April 1974, 10:00:18 pm Monday, 6 May 1974, 09:54:30 am Tuesday, 4 June 1974, 11:09:36 pm

Year 4: Sunday, 1 September 1974, 08:24:48 pm Tuesday, 1 October 1974, 11:37:54 am Thursday, 31 October 1974, 02:19:00 am Friday, 29 November 1974, 04:10:06 pm Sunday, 29 December 1974, 04:50:48 am Monday, 27 January 1975, 04:09:24 pm Wednesday, 26 February 1975, 02:14:30 am Thursday, 27 March 1975, 11:36:00 am Friday, 25 April 1975, 08:54:54 pm Sunday, 25 May 1975, 06:50:36 am

Year 5 (Sirius Black, James Potter, and Peter Pettigrew join): Saturday, 20 September 1975, 12:50:24 pm Monday, 20 October 1975, 06:05:42 am Tuesday, 18 November 1975, 11:28:12 pm Thursday, 18 December 1975, 03:39:30 pm Saturday, 17 January 1976, 05:46:54 am Sunday, 15 February 1976, 05:43:18 pm Tuesday, 16 March 1976, 03:52:42 am Wednesday, 14 April 1976, 12:48:42 pm Thursday, 13 May 1976, 09:04:00 pm Saturday, 12 June 1976, 05:15:00 am

Year 6: Wednesday, 8 September 1976, 01:52:00 pm Friday, 8 October 1976, 05:55:24 am Sunday, 7 November 1976, 12:14:36 am Monday, 6 December 1976, 07:14:30 pm Wednesday, 5 January 1977, 01:10:24 pm Friday, 4 February 1977, 04:56:12 am Saturday, 5 March 1977, 06:13:12 pm Monday, 4 April 1977, 05:08:54 am Tuesday, 3 May 1977, 02:03:24 pm Wednesday, 1 June 1977, 09:30:54 pm

Year 7: Tuesday, 27 September 1977, 09:17:24 am Thursday, 27 October 1977, 12:35:24 am Friday, 25 November 1977, 06:31:24 pm Sunday, 25 December 1977, 01:49:00 pm Tuesday, 24 January 1978, 08:55:30 am Thursday, 23 February 1978, 02:26:18 am Friday, 24 March 1978, 05:20:00 pm Sunday, 23 April 1978, 05:11:00 am Monday, 22 May 1978, 02:16:42 pm Tuesday, 20 June 1978, 09:30:30 pm

Can you guys just imagine how torturous this must have been? Especially in 4th year where it was on the first day… This is just heartbreaking…

Set It Up (2018) dir. Claire Scanlon

James: But I grew on you.

Lily: Yes, like moss or toe fungus.

types of people

honey: lipstick, a sweet voice, confident laughter, handwritten notes, tries their best, loves fashion and dogs, bright eyes like the sun, new cities, good grades

woodsmoke: tired souls, ticket stubs and street maps from places they’ve visited, bodies full of untold stories, missing the train, coffee, gentle words 

wisteria: dreamy evenings, freshly-baked cinnamon rolls, sipping tea, writing in a diary, thick, worn-out jumpers, handfuls of flowers, falling in love, book piles

saltwater: dark, tousled hair, ripped jeans, paintbrushes, lofty grins, swallowing hard, a little broken, trying desperately to be a good person

ink: soft aching hands buried in messy hair, tragic smiles, scribbling on dusty parchment, ancient ruins, attic windows, stars, cups of tea gone cold

thunderstorms: leather jackets, eyeliner wings, sharpening their smiles, lace-up boots, vinyl records, wikipedia articles, tangled earphones, cigarette afternoons

I’m probably still going to pick fandoms and fanfic over real life in 2018

“He was like a painting you wanted to burn so you could finally stop staring at it.”

— Krampuslauf, Holly Black | My True Love Gave to Me

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