SLYTHERIN: “I Know My Value. Anyone Else’s Opinion Doesn’t Really Matter.” –Michele Fazekas

Lucy Liu Set It Up

“No woman can resist a man with tidal waves and earthquakes beneath his skin”

— Jandy Nelson, I’ll Give You the Sun

-We need the people in these two seats right here to make out. -What do they look like?

Types of people as jackets

Leather jacket - Messy hair, earbuds are always in and usually glares at you from across the room, but mostly just for aesthetic. A very loyal friend and always down for an adventure

Trenchcoat - Keeps to themselves, is bloody brilliant but never lets you know, very logical and a bit hesitant to do something dangerous. Can formulate a sure-fire plan like nobody’s business.

Bomber - Super hot and oh-so sarcastic. Rebellious at night, but pretty chill during the day. Causes trouble and looks great while doing it

Rain coat - Very playful and fun to be around. Will sit with you outside on any day, sun or rain, and loves plants and flowers. Probably collects succulents or something

Jean jacket - Crazy-good artist, and never leaves the house without art supplies. Won’t let you see their work because they don’t think it looks any good, but in actuality it’s pretty amazing

Tracksuit - Wears sporty clothing, but only for comfort. Never actually leaves the house, lives off of Cheez-Its and Ramen noodles, and surfs the internet at all times. A true homebody who can binge an entire Netflix series in two days

Military jacket - Usually very sweet, but will murder anyone who looks at their friends the wrong way. A bit clingy, but it’s just because they love you. Will defend their opinions and the people they care about, loyal to the very end

Hoodie - Major douchebag, practically a fuqboi/girl, nobody trusts them. Makes up lies about you for the drama, doesn’t know when to leave someone alone. Calls themselves “trash”

Pea coat - Super stylish and kind of talkative, and will always help someone with a fashion crisis. A bit loud and can’t keep a secret, but will never turn their back on you

Windbreaker - The sporty one who can outrun literally everybody, and there is absolutely no sport they won’t dominate at. Super nice, will stay with you as you finish that extra lap, or gives you pointers on shooting hoops, a great friend who never breaks a sweat

#HIS FACE #me when i fucked up & panic 

(PORTRAIT, SELF-PORTRAIT: Twins: Jude with Rattlesnake Hair, Noah with Rattlesnake Arms)

Person A: *yawns*

Person B: wow being pretty must be so tiring

Person A: if that’s the case no wonder you’re always awake at 4 am

Person B: now that’s just rude

Types of enbies: Dragons

Forest/plant dragon: sleepy kisses, heavy rain, smells like pine and vanilla, big boots, complete nerd

Water dragon: gracious, soft colored clothes, long sleeves, painted nails, carefully applied makeup, secretly really likes cheesy and silly songs

Earth/ground dragon: strong, athletic, clothes are always dirty, loud, never paints nails, likes carrots

Hydra: confused but trying, convincing, artistic, words sound enchanted, snorts, blushes a lot

Animal dragons: looks like cotton candy, pastel aesthetic, cute clothes, smells really sweet, fluffy, could secretly murder you but loves you too much

Fairy dragon: master of hiding emotions, good cook, knows how to brew poisons, bad jokes they think are funny, soft laugh and softer kisses

Monster/skeleton dragon: HAS killed for you, looks menacing but just wants to hold hands, horror movies, black nail polish, gore enthusiast, probably narrates creepypastas

•The signs as relationship goals

•Aries: every day an adventure but always returning home

•Taurus: endless TV nights and cuddling

•Gemini: wild discussions and random surprises

•Cancer: deep talk and slow dances

•Leo: dinner parties and burning love

•Virgo: partners in crime and a language without words

•Libra: traveling the world and sunset kisses

•Scorpio: rainy days spent with music and desire

•Sagittarius: festivals and concerts with tears of joy

•Capricorn: rough discussions and soft touches

•Aquarius: funny dates and evergrowing love

•Pisces: shared lives and tender kisses