This Sucks Big Penis.

Wait in the SU AU is Sniper a pearl? Like I feel like he's a pearl and he's yellow- And Saxtons a diamond and yellow. Coincidence 👀 Or I should go back to bed

no you are on the right track anon :] here’s Pearl!Sniper’s backstory and some lore of the AU :3

to be continued…

if you’re wondering who’s RED pearl, well if you read the tf2 comic "Loose canon" we can see Blutarch’s assistant, thats her. yes i know she’s Blu but i had already put Bidwell as Blu pearl and we never saw Redmond’s assistant so i put her instead :p

and yes Gray Diamond doesn’t have a pearl, did he shatter it? did he not deserve one bc he was the smallest and weakest of the Diamonds? idk :p we’ll figure it out later maybe lol

Original comic by Rasenth

Soukoku as iconic Twilight scenes

because at this point it's the same thing

[ID: They’re in the glasshouse. Dazai is looking to the left with a serious expression. He asks “Are you going to tell me how you stopped the van?”. Chuuya has his eyes closed and his head turned away from Dazai. He says “Yeah. Um… I had an adrenaline rush. It’s very common. You can google it.”. End ID]

[ID: Chuuya in a state of corruption. He says in bold font "This is what I am”. Dazai is looking up with a smile on his face, fascinated. He says "You’re beautiful”. End ID]

[ID: Chuuya is angry. He says in bold “I’m designed to kill”. Dazai is standing there with no expression. He says "I don’t care”. Chuuya retorts "I’ve killed people before”. In picture below Dazai is smiling with his eyes closed. He says “It doesn’t matter”. End ID]

[ID: Chuuya is standing behind Dazai. He looks mad but Dazai is smiling. Dazai says: “I know what you are”. Chuuya responds "Say it… Out Loud. Say it” with the last part in bold. In picture below Chuuya is still behind Dazai. He has a serious expression and Dazai is smiling in a cheeky way. Dazai says in bold “Vampire”. End ID]

[ID: Dazai is lying in his bed with his eyes closed. He says “About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Chuuya was a vampire”. In picture below he’s sitting on his bed with his eyes still closed. He says "Second, there was a part of him – and I didn’t know how dominant that part may be – that thirsted for my blood”. In the last picture Dazai is standing next to the window. Outside Chuuya is standing with his motorcycle. Dazai says in bold "And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.” End ID]

Also... I can't stop thinking about Ernie being handed a modeling chocolate Ernie from a old cake Boss episode. Ernie you're Sublime forever...

Transphobic parents introducing their child like:

"Here's my beautiful daughter!" Your beautiful son has a beard.

Based on pic on the right

Proships DNI

Reblogs > Likes

Imagine having to compete with a fucking gun. Like "Babe, please." Partner, shining his gun named Sasha: "I need to clean my gun"

And then you cry in the corner for half an hour. AND THEN, after cleaning his five fucking guns, he comes over and cuddles.

OK guys, let's spend the rest of the day/week grieving/screaming/crying but the day after this is the assignment:

Project 2025

Read it.

Become familiar with it.

Know what is likely coming and what we're all up against.

Share it with your friends and organize.

MatPat eating Spaghetti at HeavyMedic wedding

I spent 3 hours making this, excluding breaks Merry christmas Tf2 commuity and Heavymedic nation.

Logged onto Pinterest for work reasons yesterday (I run a craft blog) and Pinterest was like "Do you want a bunch of pictures of Ghost with puppies?" and obviously yes I did. And then I thought, well, I should really not keep these all to myself, should I?

I do not have sources for any of these for which I apologize, but here is a collection of Papas (and ghouls) with dogs. Enjoy.