I Understand The Appeal Of Wanting Every Adult Hero To Instinctively Adopt Teenage Peter Parker, But

I understand the appeal of wanting every adult hero to instinctively adopt teenage Peter Parker, but can it really beat the hilarity of acknowledging that at 15 Peter was 5'10", unusually buff, went by a moniker with Man in it, wore a creepy full face mask, and had a tightly guarded secret identity and probably a Queens accent thick enough to have come out of a jello mold, and adult heroes reasonably responded to him by going, “Wow, this grown man is an immature asshole for no reason.”

More Posts from Lostinthewanderingblue and Others

Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right.


Tags
I Envisioned Gwen Listening To “Fix You” As I Painted This. Been Going Through A Lot, But I Always

I envisioned Gwen listening to “Fix You” as I painted this. Been going through a lot, but I always find solace in my friends and in painting.


Tags
3 months ago
gambit asks Storm if she'll punch Candra in the face again, but Storm says that it was a long time ago... she'll drop a planet on Candra this time.

p4 - well, then...

gambit, storm - gold

9 months ago

realtalk the least realistic thing about Endgame is how Clint shows up with a highly detailed full arm sleeve tattoo of a skeleton samurai and a viper, the edgiest tattoo possible, and no one says a single, fucking, thing.

Not even Tony. Like come ON you cannot tell me he didn't see that and go, "Mid-life crisis much?"

though on second thought I guess Clint would probably punch him in the throat so, maybe it was just self-preservation.

it's still funny, though.


Tags
3 months ago

Steve Rogers is a firm believer of museums giving back the artefacts that they stole, not only because he genuinely believes people deserve to have their things back, but also because the Smithsonian refuses to give him back he shit, and if he doesn't get his family recipe book his mother's jacket and his father's hat, god willing he will-

5 months ago

So when Agatha woke up and realized Nicky wasn't next to her, that the thing she'd been dreading all these years had finally happened. How many times was it the reverse? How many times did she fall asleep to nightmares of just that scenario, of him just suddenly gone like he never existed, completely out of her reach, no way to stop it or even say goodbye. How many times did she have that nightmare only to wake up to him still tucked up next to her, his warmth and his scent still there, her still able to pull him closer and feel his heartbeat?

How many times did that happen? And when it finally happened for real, how long did it take for Agatha to fully accept that this wasn't another nightmare, that she'd never wake up next to him again, never feel that relief she'd felt every day for 6 years when she realized he was still there?

How many times after that did she wake up and still reach for him in those first moments when she's still more asleep than awake, still reach out for him and say his name only to open her eyes and wake up properly, and be trapped once again in a reality where her son's been gone 5 years, 10 years, 100 years, 200? How many times over the centuries has she reached for him in those first moments of consciousness only to realize that she's alone again, still, always?


Tags
8 months ago

matt and foggy as holmes/watson based off that one interaction in vol 1

 Matt And Foggy As Holmes/watson Based Off That One Interaction In Vol 1
 Matt And Foggy As Holmes/watson Based Off That One Interaction In Vol 1
 Matt And Foggy As Holmes/watson Based Off That One Interaction In Vol 1
 Matt And Foggy As Holmes/watson Based Off That One Interaction In Vol 1

Tags

imagine coming out of an ice-induced, 70 year coma then being hired by the us government to fight aliens and one of your coworkers was the most insufferable, entitled billionaire who constantly made jokes about your past without knowing anything about you and you weren’t allowed to knock him out bc it’d be an HR nightmare.. yea i’d start jumping out of planes without a parachute too

Imagine Coming Out Of An Ice-induced, 70 Year Coma Then Being Hired By The Us Government To Fight Aliens

Tags
5 months ago
3. Bargaining
3. Bargaining
3. Bargaining
3. Bargaining

3. Bargaining

Loading...
End of content
No more pages to load
  • irisuchan
    irisuchan liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • sunnybaker123
    sunnybaker123 reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • aquariuspearl14
    aquariuspearl14 liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • at-artemis
    at-artemis reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • tinyyellowflowers-blog
    tinyyellowflowers-blog liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • deansnotstraight
    deansnotstraight reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • lovelyalicorn
    lovelyalicorn liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • l0c4lcrypt1d
    l0c4lcrypt1d liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • whatshappyfeellike
    whatshappyfeellike reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • whatshappyfeellike
    whatshappyfeellike liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • cephalosaur
    cephalosaur liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • sibillance
    sibillance reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • tsundancer
    tsundancer reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • no-barbies-for-quitters
    no-barbies-for-quitters liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • theuselesscucumber
    theuselesscucumber reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • distinguishedflowerblizzard
    distinguishedflowerblizzard liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • maverick-creator
    maverick-creator reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • maverick-creator
    maverick-creator liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • gentlestbeast
    gentlestbeast reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • tears-and-turmoil
    tears-and-turmoil reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • itsmyfandomandilikeit
    itsmyfandomandilikeit liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • hon3y-m00ndr0p
    hon3y-m00ndr0p liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • kattperson
    kattperson reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • bisexual-borderline-disaster
    bisexual-borderline-disaster reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • doctor-syrup-blog
    doctor-syrup-blog liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • nerytakii
    nerytakii liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • small-moons
    small-moons liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • supermaple
    supermaple reblogged this · 3 weeks ago
  • supermaple
    supermaple liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • hewinked
    hewinked liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • gumcatbd
    gumcatbd liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • verdant-trash-hermit
    verdant-trash-hermit liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • teamscrashplanes
    teamscrashplanes liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • georgeegal
    georgeegal reblogged this · 3 weeks ago
  • hiddentruths50136820
    hiddentruths50136820 reblogged this · 3 weeks ago
  • guilden-av-ugglorna
    guilden-av-ugglorna reblogged this · 3 weeks ago
  • toastdee66
    toastdee66 reblogged this · 3 weeks ago
  • toastdee66
    toastdee66 liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • f1ustered
    f1ustered reblogged this · 3 weeks ago
  • mal-co-holic
    mal-co-holic reblogged this · 3 weeks ago
  • goingrampant
    goingrampant liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • rakruined
    rakruined reblogged this · 3 weeks ago
  • wanderinggrizzly
    wanderinggrizzly liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • urbeastprime
    urbeastprime reblogged this · 3 weeks ago
  • whatalovelyguy
    whatalovelyguy liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • ding-dong-the-bitch-is-dead
    ding-dong-the-bitch-is-dead liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • mickgoesabsolutelyhamforbarbie
    mickgoesabsolutelyhamforbarbie liked this · 3 weeks ago

Greyspaces on ao3. dc blog is everythingandthekitchensink

299 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags