Actually Considering Crocheting My Very Own Gordon Porlock So I Can Have Him As Emotional Support For

So who was gonna tell me there's Dean fucking Winchester in My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009).

I was trying to have a miserable day but then I remembered Gordon Porlock is fine and well and isn't amnesiac and I started smiling like a crazy person on a bus. What 3 hours of sleep and red valley pod do to mf.

He's precious

Hugh Dancy in Hannibal bloopers

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What if we called Clive, Pam and Rebecca the CPR trio...

I'm sleepy and it came to me in a haze. But like. Consider it.

My mission to spread Red Valley agenda is successful. My roommate doesn't even listen to podcasts and she already adores Waffles more than she likes me. Probably because Waffles doesn't talk about Red Valley Pod all the time. But a win is a win!!

One might argue that blood transfusion is like a less horny brother of cannibalism as a metaphor for love. Just saying. Just saying...

Ok Hannibal NBC and Dracula altered my brain chemistry so nobody should listen to me and be serious about it ever. But like...

Let's just say. They love each other.

happy Red Valley season 4 to those who celebrate✨

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.