Evil British Man Strikes Again.

“i can fix her, i can fix him, i can fix them”

i think we need to work on you first.

Me the second someone is visibly annoyed at me

i got bangs and tell me why it’s serving this

will be holding my public shaming today after work. Who is available to ring a bell while I walk around shouting, “ SHAME. SHAME.”

( serious inquiries ONLY)

in a week

What it feels like to listen to Owl City on the ride to work.

I AM WHAT I AM 'CAUSE YOU TRAINED ME

”I Would Leave Me If I Could. A Collection of Poetry” - Halsey/Cop Car - Mitski/unknown/unknown/"The Burning" - Venetta Octavia/@6aint/Bite the Hand - Boygenius/unknown/unknown/Bite the Hand - Boygenius/unknown/Places I’ve Taken my Body: Essays - Molly McCully Brown/unknown/Cop Car - Mitski/unknown/Who's Afraid of Little Old Me? - Taylor Swift

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i literally just deleted my old account to start this one! Omg right now i am literally just speaking to void... seems like a average Saturday night.

why is today sooo booorrringg