Need Something Very Lesbian To Happen To Me This December

whenever I find a man attractive and he doesn't make the first move I just go mehh he was going to disappoint you in unimaginable ways so why bother

I do not think I have a pen that is worth finishing for but I'll try

I will try for all the other times I hadn't had the courage to

I will pour all of my rain flow into this soup that's not quite made of mind but neither of heart too

I will try to save this little kid even though I'm not sure if they ever drowned or not in the overflowing pond I left them

and to add to this muslims don't deny the similarities.they actually are proud of it in a twisted way where they tell themselves Allah has send this religion to many people in many different regions and times but other communities "refused" or changed the "original" script (isn't that ironic coming from Islam) to what they pleased so in their eyes they are the one who accepted and didn't muddied the real Islam

I speak a lot about how ironic it is that Christians that hate Islam want to be taken seriously for their faith, but I don’t think the average person understands how deep this irony goes.

For those not well read in both faiths, Islam is a nearly 99% identical copy of Christianity. Moses is Musa, Abraham is Ibrahim. Gabriel is Jibreel, Adam and Eve is Adam and Hawa. Joseph is Yousef, Job is Ayub. Ishmael is Ismael, Isaac is Ishaaq.

Same prophets, almost the exact same stories and canon. Muhammad was an illiterate shady businessman who saw Christianity for what it was, a way to control women and shut down critical thought. He aspired to be a pedophile warlord and borrowed methods from the exotic west to fulfill his goals.

His first wife was older than him. His last was a 6 year old. As he gained power through conquest after conquest, and had his “miraculous visions” of verses being revealed to him, no one could tell that nearly every line he spoke was a stuttering copy of a faith already popular in a far away land. His fellow traveling merchants could, and he was a laughingstock to them. His first scribe could and was banished for noticing his obvious plagiarism…He eventually had to switch gears and market Islam as a “final chapter” of Christianity.

So anyway, that’s why I find interfaith arguments darkly hilarious.

he is in great need of finding aziraphale he even slipps and uses god's name in hope for salvation...

literally I just saw the sneak peek 30 minutes ago how yall so fast ALSO look at how aziraphale looks guiltily at crowley under his brows aww

#This season is the best thing that happened to me

resilience=orange cats

bro choose every possible cheat code 🐈😺

first of all we gotta acknowledge the fact it was so so incredibly brave of my boy crowley to voice words like "us", "our" and "we". can you imagine a demon that had fallen even before time had begun pledges indirect royalty to you almost forever, after the worlds you both have known perishes and because you are aziraphale you freak out and reject him in an unsalvageable way ✨