This Is Literally The Most Heart Warming Story I Have Read On Twitter So Far. I Think This Is Exactly

dere you go

the dubious philosophy of salmon

sometimes a family is people dancing like drunken sailors lost at sea out of their minds who finds shelter somewhere in each other. they may be healthy and whole but you'll never guess what they have... poor impulse control

Where's that tweet about people still living long fulfilling lives even through the fall of the roman empire because I think about it constantly

those days where your entire train of thought is just “I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS I CAN’T DO THIS I’M NOT GONNA MAKE IT PLEASE HELP ME” and whole time ur just like. sitting at your desk completely fine

new year's resolutions

- don't die

- get even gayer

- get an even weirder gender

- reach out to my friends more

disgusted with the service i was offered today. i went to the linux distro store asking them to show me a straight one and they simply were baffled saying stupid things like "ma'am this is not a physical space how did you do this" and "ma'am in order to get here you have to have made several incorrect assumptions about not only linux but also the nature of reality" "ma'am where am i" "ma'am there's no such thing as a linux store" and most infuriating of all "what the fuck do you mean a straight one". So unprofessional!

god i love the mountain goats