14/02/18

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

“Strangers” - The Kinks // Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead - Tom Stoppard

the last couple of days I've been noticing way more buds than usual on the branches of trees and bushes. I think something big is about to happen

Dan Olson Voice: While many have their criticisms of the Golden Order, it can be difficult to question the legitimacy of a regime backed by the presence of a living and visible god. I personally have benefitted greatly from the grace of the edtree through my many rebirths. Immortality is, generally speaking, cool. [Cut to Dan standing outside a shack in limgrave]

But the question on everyone's mind recently has been the problems with that system. "Do the things consumed by empire challenge the purity of its ideals? Does imperialism necessitate a pluralistic society?" These questions are important, but we have some gound to cover before we get there. Let's start with something potentially more difficult to understand, but that will shape our discussion going forward: [Cut to Dan wading shin deep in Liurnia, the Erdtree is behind him]

What is the Elden Ring? Why is it broken? And what --exactly- is the relationship between Lord Radagon and Queen Marika? [Synthwave hook]

will ratvidson: I'm trapped.. trapped in this house of cheese...1

1. found more cheese in the cupboard. i didn't buy any. i can't stand to look at it

Ed: Johnny Trurat's manuscripts were delivered along with an envelope full of decayed food, presumed to once have been mozzarella.

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw