The Wildest Thing I Did Yesterday Was Opening Wattpad In Hopes Of Curing My Shortened Attention Span.

I wanna live in the idealized version of Japan.

To Itachi,

How are you gonna be a son and still manage to have the eldest daughter trauma?

Yours truly,

Yumi.

Sakura fans are now called Cherries pass it on.

I would make fun of her but my ex'es are far worse than Sasuke. And they never asked me "Who did this to you?" and proceeded to break that person's arm.

Can't blame her though, he's 6ft.

I am tired of this place. Please take me away. What do I have to do to getaway?

The way most Kakasaku adult images end up looking cute despite literally being porn never ceases to amaze me.

Never trust a bitch who says pretty privilege is not real. Cuz guess what? It's a fucking lie.

People treat you differently based on how you look and treat yourself. I have been in that situation for most of my life.

When I was ugly, people treated me like a subhuman species. To them, I was always taking too much space. They didn't want to be associated with me. And the people who talked to me treated me like a hurt puppy, not because they cared about me, but because they wanted to feed their savior complex. There were girls who kept me around just because I make them look better. They acted like their presence was charity to an unworthy person like me. My obsession with Pokémon was made fun of because it was "childish" and "weird".

Well it wasn't weird anymore when made myself pretty. Once I lost a few kilos and got better skin, people were actually nicer to me and finally treated me like a human. My interests were met with honest but kind responses. I was finally happy. And I put in the work to be that happy. I exercised everyday for hours, took long showers too remove every bit of imperfections from my body, measured the nutrients in every kcal I consumed, covered myself in whitening cream, spent hours doing my hair and makeup just so people won't turn everything I do into a joke. It too high maintenance just to be treated like a human.

Inner beauty is a fucking lie. No one wants inner beauty. Kindness and empathy don't mean shit when you are ugly. I know, I've seen it. I was too good of a person for my own good once, but what did I receive i return? Semi-human treatment.

But people born pretty don't know this. Don't trust them one bit.

Girls turn 12 and decide that's enough height growth for the rest of their lives.

This is the truest thing any Naruto x Sasuke shipper has ever said. Anyone who disagrees has an attention span of less than 8 seconds and skipped every important detail of the series.

I HATE the cheating trope in fanfics. Like? Why. Why. Why would you make the love between your favorite characters an immoral and guilt-ridden one? Why would you corrupt their love that you wish for so, turn it into something akin to violence, to emotional murder? Cheating is not fun, cool, sexy. It's horrid.

YES this refers to those naruto x sasuke fics where they use sakura as a point of angst where she's the wife of sasuke. Like? Bruh. Naruto and sasuke would NEVER betray sakura like that if they knew she loved sasuke still. believe it or not, naruto, sasuke, and sakura were, and stilll are, BEST FRIENDS. COMRADES. even if they loved each other, they would wait until sasuke DIVORCED, or tell sakura first, or something. they wouldn't leave her in the dark and cheat on her and leave her to continue on loving sasuke. my god.

The last line is strong with this one

Sasuke: Why are you guys doing? We have to train.

Kakashi: We need to take for a moment. Seat down.

Sasuke: ...Okay?

Sakura: I saw this at the academy and it made me think of you. It's a Feeling Stick. Whoever's holding a Feeling Stick has permission to say whatever he or she is feeling without being judged. I'll go first. I feel like I want to know what you're feeling. *Gives it to Sasuke*

Sasuke: Put that down.

Sakura: No. We have to talk, it'll be good for you.

Sasuke: No, we don't.

Naruto: *Takes the stick* I feel that Sasuke is not honoring the Feeling Stick.

Kakashi: *Takes the stick* I feel Sasuke's had a particularly bad day, and I feel that Sasuke should share his feelings with us.

Sakura: *Takes the stick* I feel supported.

Sasuke: Sakura, stop! And what are you two doing?

Kakashi: *Takes the stick* I feel Sasuke is yelling.

Sasuke: Stop it! *runs away*

Kakashi: And that's how you defeat a sharingan.