Y/n : *Minding her own business.*
Hidan: Bitch
Y/n:....
Hidan: You're my soul mate.
In love with the fact that almost all fanfiction writers unanimously decided if Itachi Uchiha were to kidnap someone, he will feed them three square meals a day.
Mostly takeouts but he might cook for his captive as he begins to develop romantic feelings.
"You're pretty, but no one wants to use your face as an inspiration for their cosmetic surgery."
[Posting it here cuz I have yet to write my fanfic.]
Screaming! Trippin'! Creaming!
Sakura Supremacy
The way most NaruSasu fanfictions are written, you can clearly tell that it wasn't born out of their love for the characters or their wish to see them in love. NaruSasu is something that people use to hate Sakura more than they already do. It is a ship that is born out of hate and childish resentment, and that is what makes its fans always look like haters rather than people who genuinely enjoy shipping.
No matter how much this unrequited, forbidden love hurts me. The truth is, I want to want him. I don't wish to move on. I'm scared of growing into a person who doesn't love him as much as I do today.
I'm at the point of my weight-gain journey where I wish water had calories.
I am tired of this place. Please take me away. What do I have to do to getaway?
Half of the arguments won't happen if people stopped skipping breakfast and hair wash day. Also no, only a coffee is not enough breakfast.
2024 is gonna be my year. My horoscope has spoken and I don't need any further details.