poor riko. growing up totally isolated from ichirou meant he never learned that the correct response to your brother saying “come here” is “no you’re gonna hit me”. and that’s how he got shot
Vanessa Stockard – Kevin series.
The reason Diego and Luther work so well together and don't fight much in season 2 is that they both thought the other was dead for a while and just don't have it in them to argue anymore.
also Juno laughing and wheezing talking with Mick about the leaves made me so fucking happy, unbelievably content
Statement recorded by Jonathan Sims, head archivist of the Magnus Institute, London. Statement begins:
Am I the asshole—
riko moriyama : i am the king jean moreau, french and VERY tired of this shit : in france, we used to guillotine kings.
I like to think that Nora based the whole ‘ravens being a massive front for the Yakuza’ on that one NHL team that did actually turn out to be a front for the Japanese mafia to launder money 💀
These man made horrors are beyond YOUR comprehension. I get it though.
some of u should have an OnlyClowns account
sir, that’s my emotional support black sheep of the family with otherworldly powers and questionable coping mechanisms
peter and elias are soo funny to me as a villainous duo because one of them dresses like ‘lighthouse keeper’ is an acceptable aesthetic, absolute captain birdseye off the shits, built like a brick shithouse and one of them is a twinky little victorian dandy who still thinks that men’s corsets are in fashion. on a related note, one of them beat a man to death with a lead pipe and shot an old woman three times in the chest and has torn people’s eyes out with his bare hands before and will again, and one of them has to use his gay little mist powers to kill anyone, and this is funny because it is absolutely not the way round you’d think