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I’m not season 2’s biggest fan, but this definitely happened.

Demon!Ciel: For the love of all sweets, Sebastian, do you have to make that blank face all the time?

Sebastian: Yes, my lord.

Demon!Ciel: You look completely broken.

Sebastian: Yes, my lord.

Demon!Ciel: You’ve become boring.

Sebastian: Yes, my lord.

Demon!Ciel: Is that all you can say?!

Sebastian: Yes, my lord.

Demon!Ciel: …I hope you know you look like Claude.

Sebastian: How dare you-!

*Cue Ciel looking proud of himself because Sebastian is now ranting about he looks nothing about Claude and how low it was to compare him to said spider demon.

I finally broke and watched Danganronpa. I have no regrets.

Poor Sebastian

Ciel: How could you, Sebastian?! How dare you! What you have done is unbelievably cruel! I will never forgive you for what you’ve let happen to me! You were supposed to be my protector! I can feel myself fading… It won’t be long now. Tell Finny that he was my favorite. This is it. This is where I met my end. Goodbye, cruel world.

Sebastian: My lord, please, it’s just a paper cut.

Ciel: Shut up, Sebastian. You have no idea how much pain I’m in.

Sebastian:… I’m not your favorite? :(

Ciel: Not after this disgrace.

NOOOOOOOOOO I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIC

What am I supposed to do now??

Going back to my mixed feelings on season 2, I love the idea of Ciel becoming a demon and Sebastian being like “Well, shit, I guess I have a kid now” and them becoming a duo.

Anyways, can you imagine them making contracts now? You can’t tell me that it wouldn't be entertaining.

Sebastian: So, you wish to make a contract with us? Very well, what do you wish?

Random Person: Yeah, cool. I just want to pass my math test tomorrow.

Sebastian and Ciel: What?

Random Person: Yeah, so… I lowkey forgot that math was a thing for awhile and my brother bet $10 that I would fail and I want my $10. So can you make me pass or no?

Ciel: Well, back in my day we didn’t make contracts for such pointless things. Don’t you want revenge on anyone??

Sebastian: Not everyone can be Ciel Phantomhive. But, seriously, you’re wasting your life over a math test? Just study.

Random Person: I don’t have enough time. Do you want to eat or not.

Ciel: Kids these days.

I have so many ideas for these to a point it's not even funny.

Hello! Are you taking Dadbastian requests?🥺

Yes! Always! What can I write for you, love? 🩵

Light Yagami is the type to wear white to someone else’s wedding.

Me when my professors tell me to have a good weekend after they gave me a ton of homework:

In This Lifetime, We're Sticking Together

Chapter 7

“Well, well, well, look who finally decided to leave the basement. I’m sure you’re ecstatic to see me again, Verlaine.” Dazai says as he enters the boardroom.

“Dazai, good to see you’re still alive. I’m sure you’re devastated.” Verlaine says, not sparing Dazai a glance as he takes a sip of his wine.

“Now, now, you two,” Mori interjects. “Let’s remember why we’re here.”

“Yes, yes,” Dazai sighs with a dismissive wave of his hand. “We’re just exchanging greetings. That’s all.”

Silence falls over the room for a few moments before Dazai speaks again.

“See, now it’s awkward. And for your information, I’m not devastated, I’m annoyed.”

“I’d be happy to fix that for you.” Verlaine says in a calm tone.

“I’m sure you would; however, you’d have to take that up with Chuuya.”

“I’m sure we could come to an agreement.”

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