I’m Just Saying, Right About Now Would Be A Good Time For Verlaine To Step In

Chapter 2/?

Mainly Angst with some Fluff at the end, Hurt/Comfort

Thanks again to @battle-ax-nation 🩵

One decision can alter the course of reality. The decision that changed the course of Mori's life was sending Soukoku to deal with a drug trade in France while sending Oda to die for the Special Ability permit. This last minute decision has altered the course of countless lives.

Chapter 1/?

Fluff & Angst (this chapter is 99% fluff)

(Special thanks to @battle-ax-nation for staying up on FaceTime with me while I wrote this. Love you! 🩵)

Dadbastian request: wasp in the house wasp in the house wasp in the house oh god kill it Sebastian hurry it's SWOOPING-

I cackled when I read this request 😂

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Buzz… Buzz… Buzz

Ciel looked up from his paperwork, annoyed at the sound that caused him to loose his focus. A few seconds later, he heard the servants running outside of his study. The door was slightly cracked, so their voices carried into the study.

“Mey-Rin! Wait! It’s too tiny for you to use your weapons!” Finny yelled as he ran after Mey-Rin.

“But Mr. Sebastian said to kill it.” Mey-Rin replied from down the hall.

“Come on! How hard is it to catch a bloody wasp?!” Bard yelled, running past Ciel’s study to catch up with the other two.

Wasp? Wasp?! There’s a wasp in the manor?! Ciel looked to the left, then to the right. Alright, maybe the wasp isn’t-

Buzzz

Ciel looked down. The wasp was on his stack of paper work, staring right at him.

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"We're so sorry! We couldn't find it!" Mey-Rin and Finny exclaimed apologetically. Bard said nothing while scratching the back of his head.

"Keep looking. It's important that the wasp doesn't come in contact with the young master. He's deathly afraid of-" Sebastian was interrupted by said young master's screaming.

“Sebastian! Sebastian, get in here! Sebastian!”

Sebastian sighed.

"Wasps. He's afraid of wasps." Sebastian said before making his way towards Ciel's study.

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As Sebastian approached Ciel's study, he heard a manner of crashes and objects being thrown about. He knocked on the door.

"My lord? May I-"

"Sebastian! Get this tiny devil out of here."

"A wasp is an Earth creature, my lord."

"You know what I meant! Do something!"

Sebastian opened the door and entered Ciel's study. However, Ciel was nowhere in his line of sight.

"My lord?"

"I'm right here." Ciel said, moving from behind the now open door to stand behind his butler.

"Ah, there you are. I was beginning to worry you decided to escape through the window." Sebastian said with a smirk.

"You're not funny." Ciel said with a glare.

"It's not good to lie, my lord. Now, where is this little devil of yours?"

Ciel continued to glare at Sebastian. Slowly, Ciel lifted his arm and pointed to the wall left of the window.

"It's right there." Ciel said before quickly moving his arm back, safely grasping his butler's tailcoat.

"Oh dear, what a terrifying creature. Had it managed to sting you, I'm sure you would be in pain for days. How unfortunate that would be."

"Stop stalling and kill the little demon already!"

"Now, my lord, there's no need to drag my kind into this." Sebastian scolded as he reached for a nearby dart.

"I'm not the one who placed this fear of wasps in you. You did that all on your own." Sebastian said as he threw the dart at the wasp.

Ciel let out a breath he hadn't known he'd been holding when the dart met it's target.

"There now, my lord. Now that I've slain the ferocious beast, perhaps you would like to continue your studies? You may want to focus on your German. I'm afraid your last score wasn't up to par."

"Perhaps you would like to spend the rest of the day with Pluto. Apparently, he's been quite lonely lately."

"Really now? I'll have to have Finny visit him more often."

"You and I both know Finny visits Pluto multiple times a day. He says Pluto wants to see you."

"Well, Pluto will just have to get over it." Sebastian said, leading Ciel back to his desk.

"I'll be back in an hour to fetch you for tea. If you can show improvement on your German, perhaps I can arrange for a chocolate dessert to be served after dinner." Sebastian said.

Ciel perked up at the mention of chocolate.

"If I finish the vocabulary you gave me, I get the chocolate dessert and milk with honey."

"I thought we agreed that milk with honey was reserved for nightmares?"

"You could at least consider it." Ciel said, crossing his arms. Sebastian sighed.

"Let's see how well you do on the vocabulary first, then we'll see."

Ciel rolled his eyes, but made no further complaints.

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How did I do, Anon? I hope this was close to what you wanted! <3

No one:

Me posting Dadbastian every day to try to get my old 18 followers to notice I switched blogs:

Update:

I have found more characters to write about to heal my daddy and mommy issues 🫡

Hope y’all are ready for me to start clearing out my draft which means requests are back open!

Poor Sebastian

Ciel: How could you, Sebastian?! How dare you! What you have done is unbelievably cruel! I will never forgive you for what you’ve let happen to me! You were supposed to be my protector! I can feel myself fading… It won’t be long now. Tell Finny that he was my favorite. This is it. This is where I met my end. Goodbye, cruel world.

Sebastian: My lord, please, it’s just a paper cut.

Ciel: Shut up, Sebastian. You have no idea how much pain I’m in.

Sebastian:… I’m not your favorite? :(

Ciel: Not after this disgrace.

I finally broke and watched Danganronpa. I have no regrets.

Welp, ao3 is down again. Time to write a new chapter while I wait for it to come back 💀

I hope Verlaine, Kouyou, and Mori are quarantining from the vampirism in Verlaine's depression hovel right now. I hope they're having the worst sleepover imaginable. If Mori uses Verlaine's electric kettle to boil fruit one more time, Verlaine is going to gut him like a fish. Kouyou and Verlaine ran out of slurs to call each other so Kouyou is making prolonged eye contact while systemically picking apart his rattan chair with her tantō. Verlaine has strangled Elise into dissipating four times.

Every time Chuuya calls to check on them, they act SO casual and unaffected. Verlaine is knitting Chuuya a hat from the hair Mori keeps stress shedding.

Chapter 6/?

One decision can alter the course of reality. The decision that changed the course of Mori's life was sending Soukoku to deal with a drug trade in France while sending Oda to die for the Special Ability permit. This last minute decision has altered the course of countless lives.

Chapter 1/?

Fluff & Angst (this chapter is 99% fluff)

(Special thanks to @battle-ax-nation for staying up on FaceTime with me while I wrote this. Love you! 🩵)

At this rate I’ll make a “Keeping up with the Phantomhives” AU