Kentucky Fried Phantomhives

I'm convinced the Sanderson Sisters' spell simply wouldn't work on Ciel.

Sarah: Come little children, I'll take thee away. Into a land of enchantment. Come-

Ciel: Why?

Sarah: ...What?

Ciel: I have an appointment at 3, and Sebastian has a chocolate gateau cooling, so it better be something important.

Sebastian: (a proud smirk on his face, fingering his knives in case he has to intervene) You see, my young master is a very practical child. He has no desire to be lured in by a witch.

Hi, hello! If you’re feeling down or just want to smile, I have brought you Dadbastian cuteness 🖤

Damn it.

NOOOOOOOOOO I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIC

What am I supposed to do now??

In This Lifetime, We're Sticking Together

Chapter 7

“Well, well, well, look who finally decided to leave the basement. I’m sure you’re ecstatic to see me again, Verlaine.” Dazai says as he enters the boardroom.

“Dazai, good to see you’re still alive. I’m sure you’re devastated.” Verlaine says, not sparing Dazai a glance as he takes a sip of his wine.

“Now, now, you two,” Mori interjects. “Let’s remember why we’re here.”

“Yes, yes,” Dazai sighs with a dismissive wave of his hand. “We’re just exchanging greetings. That’s all.”

Silence falls over the room for a few moments before Dazai speaks again.

“See, now it’s awkward. And for your information, I’m not devastated, I’m annoyed.”

“I’d be happy to fix that for you.” Verlaine says in a calm tone.

“I’m sure you would; however, you’d have to take that up with Chuuya.”

“I’m sure we could come to an agreement.”

You there give me your goofy/sweet headcanons for the BSD characters or SKK

GLAD YOU ASKED

when they were both in the mafia, dazai and chuuya would """train together""" (dazai would do absolutely nothing (he just wanted to watch chuuya work out))

in executive meetings, they'd both get bored easily and chuuya would get restless so dazai would let him doodle on his arm under the bandages (they would bicker so much during it and got in trouble a lot (dazai's pissed mori ruined their bonding moment))

they also continue to do this in PM/ADA truce meetings

dazai is WEAK for chuuya calling him osamu. genius brain reduced to mush with 1 word

despite the initial tension between chuuya and kunikida (wariness of a dangerous mafia executive on kunikida's part, mild jealousy and insecurity on chuuya's part) they give each other a chance because of how important the other is to dazai (lowkey best friends and then Literally Dating) and they get along great !!!

unfortunately their favourite past time is bonding over how horrible of a partner dazai is. he regrets ever wanting them to be friends.

Chapter 2/?

Mainly Angst with some Fluff at the end, Hurt/Comfort

Thanks again to @battle-ax-nation 🩵

One decision can alter the course of reality. The decision that changed the course of Mori's life was sending Soukoku to deal with a drug trade in France while sending Oda to die for the Special Ability permit. This last minute decision has altered the course of countless lives.

Chapter 1/?

Fluff & Angst (this chapter is 99% fluff)

(Special thanks to @battle-ax-nation for staying up on FaceTime with me while I wrote this. Love you! 🩵)

Love, after all, is a wonderful thing.

I love how during the entirety of this scene Isabella has had her left eye covered by her hair

Like emo mother like emo son

she’s saying hi,,, reblog if u would say hi back