Reblog If You Believe Fanfics Are As Valid As Books That Were Published And Sold By Authors Who Write

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

This is lovely and needs more attention

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

This is correct. I'm currently watching Justice League Dark and his entire thing is him playing out every scenario and words in his head then him just saying "Hn" or Hm" or him just huffing

The best part about Batman is that 75% of his characterization can be split into this format:

Internally: [dramatic rant about (insert relevant topic/character/memory)]

Externally: “Hn.”

Uncle Rick posted something about this on Instagram so here it is

Y’all I haven’t seen anyone mention this but one of Chirons legs is amputated, it’s metal.

Clone: I was never my own person, I’m just a copy of someone I’ve never met there was no love put into building me

Robot: someone wanted to make me. I’m my own being, I was made by someone who cared

I can't tell if I'd be horrified or let them in to do a cuddle pile

You turn off the light, cats light up the space

Teen Titans thought:

Every thanksgiving they have a game they play all through November called the turkey hunt basically whichever titan catches the turkey wins. It’s not a normal turkey…. It's beast boy. They have to catch him while he’s transformed into a turkey which leads to lots of chaos with them all being highly trained. Beast boy has to become a turkey for at least three or more hours and that time could be split into whatever increments he wants. So you get all the titans chasing after a green turkey. The JLA had to put the game on pause during meetings as Beast boy tried to hide behind Superman and he got body slammed by all the titans sending him along with the titans through at least three floors.