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Me: Man, Harry Potter is so dreamy.

Friend: Yeah, Daniel Radcliffe is pretty hot. He needs to ditch the beard though.

Me: No no. Not Daniel Radcliffe. Harry Potter.

Friend: But-

Me: Shhh... Harry Potter.

I found this on Facebook and it's actually super important:

The Great Smudge - Table Cat

Via Lancelot Falk

My fellow pro-choice people: please stop using the vasectomy argument. It just makes you look as ignorant as the people making anti-choice laws. Vasectomies are often not reversible. Ask any doctor and they will tell you that no one should get a vasectomy with the intent of having it reversed. I understand that no one is actually proposing vasectomies for all men, but the argument itself is flawed, so please stop using it. Thank you.

This is a BIG ass mood

Future classmate: So what’d you do this summer?

Me: mostly just stayed in bed reading

Future classmate: oh, I’m sorry.

Me: no, no. It was wonderful.

Here it is! The instructions to make a pieced and quilted plague doctor mask!

Just as a heads up, this pattern is not really recommended for beginners. There is not a whole lot of explanation of the basic techniques, and it requires a fair bit of precision, two types of fusible interfacing, and an assumption that you can keep a consistent seam allowance and do some hand sewing and know when to sew things right sides together and such.

I am not promising anything, different methods will yield different results, I have never made a pattern exactly as it was written and neither should you. If you want something the same as the next person, go to the shops.

Actually, nevermind, this is a quarantine craft, stay home.

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