Me: Dad, Can I Get Some Gum?

Me: Dad, can I get some gum?

Dad: Do you have money?

Me: You don’t give me an allowance.

Dad: Get a job.

Me: Dad, I’m nine.

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5 years ago

My bus comes at 6:28 every morning but school doesn’t technically start til 7:40. It doesn’t really matter though when you’ve gotta be out of the house by 6:20 at the latest. Middle school was worse though. It started around 7:20.

Letting Teens Sleep In Could Save The US Over $9 Billion Dollars A Year. 

Letting teens sleep in could save the US over $9 billion dollars a year. 

Studies show teenage brains are wired to stay up and wake up late, they need 8 to 10 hours of sleep per night, and that school therefore starts too early. 

It is estimated that high school classes starting after 8:30 am or later would improve student health, boost graduation rates, raise lifetime earning potential, and lower the risk of fatigue-related car crashes, all of which could potentially contribute at least $83 billion to the US economy within a decade. 

(Source, Source 2, Source 3)


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3 years ago

In the state of Tennessee, it is illegal for someone to change the gender marker on their identification papers, even after gender reassignment surgery. ID is supposed to identify someone. There is NO reason that a woman’s ID should identify her as male. Absolutely none. Please go sign this petition. It would mean the world to so many trans people living in Tennessee.

http://www.change.org/TNTransRights

Sign the Petition
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Allow On Paper Gender Change In TN

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5 years ago
If Anyone, I Mean Anyone Ever Needs Someone To Talk To Contact One Of These Hotline Or Text Me On Instagram,

If anyone, I mean anyone ever needs someone to talk to contact one of these hotline or text me on Instagram, I'm private. My Instagram is marci_finn_jake I love to help people and will be studying psychology once I reach college. I always know what to say, tbh I've probably been through it. Self harm, depression, hallucinations, anxiety, self image issues, unsure of sexuality, anything and I mean anything at all I'll help you with and that's a damn promise.


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5 years ago
SQUIRTLE NOOOOOO

SQUIRTLE NOOOOOO


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5 years ago

you can donate to the minnesota freedom fund to bail out protestors here. I donated $10. if you see this, will you either match my donation or reblog to spread it?


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5 years ago

My Parents: She’s probably doing drugs right now

Me: *completely sober, jamming out to the Mickey Mouse Club House theme song*


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5 years ago

I would like to add a name. I propose Vincent.

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4 years ago

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5 years ago
Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide
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Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide
Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide
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