Mood.

Future classmate: So what’d you do this summer?

Me: mostly just stayed in bed reading

Future classmate: oh, I’m sorry.

Me: no, no. It was wonderful.

the holy grail

scholarly articles about weed are the funniest shit in the world

Why have we convinced ourselves that backpacks are only for students and children? They’re legit so much better than purses. You’ve gotta use your arm all the time. Then you have to set down your purse just to pick something up or pay for something. And it hurts to carry too much on one shoulder so you keep having to switch it back and forth. It’s always swinging around and hitting things. Anyway, backpacks are far superior to purses and I will never stop wearing them.

I’m an eldest daughter and I can hardcore relate but I can’t get over the fact that her nails make her fingers look freakishly long.

eldest daughters being yelled at for no reason but proceeding to continue doing emotional labor otherwise they will get kicked out of the house

Everyone cares so much about abused kids until they grow up to be broken adults.

Y’all ever notice that a lot of men think having any expectation for your partner’s behavior. Like you’ll call your boyfriend and be like, “Hey, so you told me you’d be home by 10:00 and it’s currently 10:30. Just wondering when you’re planning on being home.” And then his friends will think you’re controlling. Like no, I just ask that my boyfriend hold himself to his word or at least let me know when plans change. Sorry if that’s a problem for you.

Weird adventures with Kyla!!!!