His cute "me!" and small "wow☺️" after answering 🥹 He's sooo stupidly cute and adorable.
Heloo can I request a smau where the reader and lando are dating and they always do date nights but its not really a date night cus oscar is always with them everytime lily isnt there and he just becomes their child 😭 thank you thank youu
pairing: lando norris x reader
summary: at first you were annoyed by oscar being at all of your dates, until you started to miss him when he wasn’t.
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yourusername: date night with my boyfriend <3…and his boyfriend!
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user1: oscar the certified 3rd wheel
user2: that picture is so cute
landonorris: i love you :)
yourusername: haha simp
landonorris: oscar give my girlfriend her phone back
yourusername: fine 😒
yourusername: i love you too lan :D
landonorris: there she is!
user3: man i would KILL to be a third wheel in this relationship
user4: i would be landos boyfriend 😏
user5: is lando oscar’s only friend??
landonorris: yes!
oscarpiastri: it’s not nice to lie lando
landonorris: im not lying?
oscarpiastri: i have other friends!
landonorris: oh…then why don’t you go hangout with them instead of 3rd wheeling with me and my girlfriend?
oscarpiastri: …
landonorris: that’s what i thought!
yourusername: that was not nice lando.
landonorris: it wasn’t meant to be nice, it was the truth!
yourusername: still, it was mean.
oscarpiastri; yeah lando. it was MEAN.
landonorris: don’t gang up on me??
user6: LMAOO they hang out for one night and they become like this 🤞
user7: i need more of this trio
danielricciardo: and why wasn’t i invited?
maxverstappen1: i have the same question?
landonorris: because you guys have other friends! for osc it’s just me and yn
oscarpiastri; I HAVE OTHER FRIENDS.
landonorris: shhh, shhh, shhh baby it’s okay. it’s okay.
yourusername: baby 🤨
landonorris: omg it just slipped out
user8: that’s…interesting!
user9: yn and lando are so cute together
user9: and oscar cute too ig?
user10: you guess?? that man is gorgeous
user11: the “…and his boyfriend” is TOOO funny. yn i love you
user12: she’s seriously so funny
user13: how can people hate her?
user14: they’re most definitely just jealous
maxverstappen1: oh but when i want to make a heart shaped pizza with you it’s weird?
landonorris: yes!
maxverstappen1: double standard much?
landonorris: she’s my GIRLFRIEND
maxverstappen1: AND WHAT AM I?
user15: i feel like im interrupting something
yourusername: how do you think i feel…
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yourusername: paddle and golf with my baby <3 and my baby 🥹
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landonorris: why does he get the cool picture and i get that?
yourusername: i think both pictures summarize you guys perfectly!
landonorris: so he’s cool while i’m a loser?
yourusername: i didn’t say that but…
landonorris: WOW, already favoriting the child. i can’t believe this.
yourusername: my child will ALWAYS come first.
oscarpiastri: :D
user16: we went from “my bfs bf” to “my child 🥹”
user17: WE DID IT GUYS
user18: yn and lando adopting oscar agenda is HAPPENING
charle_leclerc: are you trying to steal my child from me?
yourusername: it’s not really stealing if he willingly comes with…
charles_leclerc: it’s just stockholm syndrome, don’t worry oscar i’ll get you away from them soon
oscarpiastri: im actually having lots of fun :)
charles_leclerc: OMG WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM
user19: we got lando and yn adopting oscar…but we lost this during
user20: totally worth it
danielricciardo: when is it my time to be adopted?
maxverstappen1: you are a 35 year old grown man.
danielricciardo: 😐
user21: why is max coming for daniel??
maxverstappen1: i’m bored. since APPARENTLY i’m not landos paddle partner anymore
landonorris: max…i can explain…
maxverstappen1: save it. don’t call me. don’t come by my house. we’re done.
landonorris: i see you watched diary of a wimpy kid
maxverstappen1: i did indeed..
user24: they’re at it again…
user22: max is so funny
user23: i love him
user24: oscar being so quite during all of his is so him coded
user25: he’s just enjoying being out and about
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yourusername: vacation with the boyfie <3
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user26: omg lando looks so good
user26: i’m going into heat
user26: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
user26: GRRRR
user27: this is the first post in 2 months that doesn’t have oscar…
user28: and the crowd…cry’s?
user29; i can’t be the only one who thought oscar would 100% go with them on vacation
user30: i definitely thought so too!
user31: they’ve literally spend all their extra time together
maxverstappen1: how many times did he belly flop?
yourusername: i’ve been swore to secrecy.
user32: she’s so lucky
user33: right? ‘the boyfie’ IMAGINE BEING ABLE TO CALL LANDO NORRIS YOUR BF??
charles_leclerc: guess who’s with me right now 😏
landonorris: charles…don’t.
charles_leclerc: hehehe
yourusername: you’re just his rebound. you’ll never be me.
charles_leclerc: @/oscarpiatsri what do you think?
oscarpiastri: i still like yn better
charles_leclerc: i bought you ice cream…
oscarpiatri: you could never be her 🤷
yourusername; IM COMING HOME FOR YOU OSCAR
landonorris: see what you did charles?
maxverstappen1: how are you holding up?
yourusername: i feel like my hearts been ripped out of my chest. i have no reason to wake up.
maxverstappen1: oh!
user34: max was NOT expecting that answer
user35: if oscar doesn’t get himself over to that damn island soon istg
user36: THATS HER BOY 💔💔💔
oscarpiastri: did you find any crabs? :D
yourusername: yes. i will put them in my suitcase and take them with me to show you
user37: so this is crazy!
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yourusername: look who joined us!! my son <3
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user38: THEY REUNITED!!!
maxverstappen1: how did she take it? 🤣
landonorris: she cried.
yourusername: i did not!
landonorris: yeah baby you did…
oscarpiastri: yn you know how much i hate agreeing with lando, but yes you did cry
yourusername: I MISSED MY SON, GOD FORBID I CRY??
user39: i get you yn. i really do
user40: omg this is so cute
user41: truly adorable
oscarpiastri: now i can see all the crabs in person :D
yourusername; THATS MY SON EVERYONE
charles_leclerc: he was mine first 🥲
yourusername: #getoverit??
landonorris; can’t believe you cried when you saw him
yourusername: i was EMOTIONAL
landonorris: in the four years we’ve been dating you have never cried when seeing me
yourusername: i see you all the time! no need to cry!
landonorris: i want you to cry! cry for me!
oscarpiastri: you could never be me ;)
landonorris: i will send you back to australia
yourusername: if you send him back, i’m going with him
landonorris: WOW.
user42: we have officially entered the era where yn is choosing oscar over lando
user43: her son > her boyfriend
danielricciardo: does this mean i can hop on a plane and go visit you
landonorris: NO. this is officially a family vacation.
danielricciardo: and i’m not family? 💔
yourusername: you’re that one uncle that you see twice a year and don’t talk to or interact with for the rest of said year.
danielricciardo; yeah that makes sense.
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notes; thank you for requesting!! hope you enjoyed :)
is this the hyper masculine super serious sigma male sport that i hear ppl speak so much of online??? we got ppl saying like "newer fans are ruining the sport-" omgggg nobody is asking u to indulge everything, not everything is for everyone, there's different sides of the internet guys 🙄
(also, what did everyone think of Ferrari's masterclass strategy this weekend 🤓☝️)
(justice for Charles fr 🙏)
♥ pairing: lando norris x fem!reader
♥ synopsis: you didn't think twice about the dj you hooked up with until you found out you were pregnant. turns out the man wasn't just some dj but a famous formula 1 driver.
♥ smau + some written - none of the pictures are mine
♥ warnings: swearing !!!
♥ masterlist
♥ a/n: tbh this specific type of trope is not my preferred cup of tea to write but that one childish gambino lyric I based the title off of was just so lando coded and I couldn't resist lol
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yourusername at least the girls will always have my back
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"The dad is a dj!?" your mom was completely shocked.
"What the fuck do dj's actually do?" your sister asked.
You covered your face with your hands prompting the two of them to feel even more sympathetic.
"Hey," your sister said, sitting next to you on the couch and putting one of her hands on your shoulder. "It's going to be okay, okay?"
"Mija," your mom joined you two on the cushions. "We will always be there for you."
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yourusername my beautiful daughter camila + her favorite stuffed animal 🤍
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yourbestfriend the prettiest mom
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yoursister the plushie needed a shoutout?
yourusername she clutches onto it for dear life
yourbestfriend deer life* 😀
yoursister stop
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end notes: here's the intro/teaser to this little series. I'm so excited to kick it off!
˗ˏˋ꒰ 🥥 ꒱ TWO WHEEL DRIVE: MEET ME AT THE CROSSWALK ( lando norris. )
lando norris x biker!reader
under the guise that she's on vacation, she travels to monaco in surprise for a certain mclaren driver who had missed her presence.
authors note: there may be a fourth part to this, but it will come after cowboy lando (live laugh love) and also trying to work on the requests that have built up (please be patient if you haven't seen yours!) and other ideas I have <3
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ynusername
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ynusername the dreaded vacation curse of finding a cute boy and then leaving to never see him again!
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user girl don't play with me right now
user this better be lando or I'm going to tip cows!
user after all of us hyping him up, she better not have ran off with some random boy during a VACATION
⤷ user right like girl he's RIGHT THERE PLEASEEEE
user nah guys, now you see that she was probably just using lando to go to a grand prix
⤷ user this. like it was clearly a guise just to be able to get her tidbit of fame and act like she's hot shit on her bike
landonorris hate when that happens 😅🔪
⤷ ynusername literally the worst
⤷ user little passive aggressive there lando!
⤷ user I'm sorry but y'all make it too obvious
alexandrasaintmleux a mandatory coffee date and tour is in order, gorgeous ☕️🥐
⤷ ynusername yes, please! I promise I'll park better than your boyfriend 😅🫶🏼
⤷ user NOT THE RANDOM CHARLES SLANDER
⤷ user I'm living for it, she's so c*nty
user okay it's confirmed guys she's in monaco
⤷ user officially freaking out 🤗
user not her buddying up with alexandra to get close with charles too
⤷ user what are you on because I got to make sure so I can avoid it
⤷ user right like she's clearly only interested in lando 💀
⤷ user is she really? because to me it looks like she ran off to a random vacation and forgot about him!
⤷ user no, it just looks like you're delusional! hope this helps! 🤗
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landonorris
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landonorris guys I'm on my multi-million dollar yacht! (cough)
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user damn I remember that yacht! such good times sipping EXPENSIVE champagne!
user oh yeah, that looks just like the model lando gifted me so we could be twinsies!
user I remember when lando accidentally spilled a drink on me, he gave me a couple hundred dollars as compensation and a go at steering the yacht!
oscarpiastri I remember celebrating your win in that! such a gracious host!
⤷ user oscar has lando's back 😭
user i'm begging for that to be yn
⤷ user she's in monaco so the chances it's her are HIGHHHH
⤷ user girl don't get my hopes up
⤷ user we can both dream
ynusername wow that yacht looks very expensive!
⤷ landonorris oh yeah, you know how it is! athlete's salary and all...
⤷ user not yn also hyping lando up
⤷ user she's trying to be his wingman to get herself
⤷ user she's such an icon
mclaren looks like we brought back a certain good luck charm? 😉
⤷ user mclaren DON'T play wit me rn
user don't get my hopes up, admin
user this is torture HARD LAUNCH ALREADY
⤷ user okay they're doing this on purpose because they know we know but they also know that we are doubting if it's real!
⤷ user the soft launch makes sense all of a sudden...
ynusername
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ynusername my go at a four wheel drive
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user THIS IS GOALS
user oh my god she's done it! she drove something that has more than two wheels!
⤷ user i bet lando roped her into it
⤷ user oh you know for SURE that he did
landonorris i bet you were great on the track behind you there
⤷ ynusername oh i was. i had the best teacher there with me!
⤷ user haha just kiss on camera already haha
⤷ landonorris bet
⤷ user PAUSE!
⤷ user HELPPPP but fr they need to hard launch already like guys we already know, it's not funny anymore!
oscarpiastri bet those skills were top tier, i can't wait to see you on the grid next year!
⤷ ynusername i'm coming for your seat, buddy. you better watch out
⤷ landonorris hey guys, let's not get too crazy now!
⤷ user lando jealous?
⤷ user over little oscar (who already has a girlfriend) just being friendly with her
user he's too far gone i fear
⤷ user he's so whipped
user he's utterly hopelessly deeply in love with her and you can so tell
landonorris
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landonorris should i buy a bike with my athlete's salary?
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user i speak for everyone when i say YES DO IT RIGHT NOW
user stop everyone thank yn because she gave us biker lando
⤷ user THANK YOU YN!!! we say in unison
⤷ user YN THE WORLD THANKS YOU 🙌🏼
⤷ ynusername haha my pleasure
⤷ user oh my god im gonna faint
user oh my god imagine lando buys his own bike and get a motorcycle license
⤷ user and then she can be his backpack 🥹
⤷ user or!! they can go on rides around monaco or whatever country they bring their bikes to
user hello she's wearing the same white tank top in her post!
⤷ user ynndo confirmed!!!
ynusername two words. death wobble.
⤷ landonorris we do not speak of it
⤷ user see, this just confirms it
⤷ user DEATH WOBBLE??? I CHANGE MY MIND LANDO NORRIS DO NOTTTTTT GET A BIKE!
⤷ user bro probably doesn't even care as long as he gets the girl
oscarpiastri maybe this is your time to shine in motogp! which means an empty seat at mclaren for yn to be my teammate! thanks a lot lando for your great sportmanship!
⤷ ynusername oh my god YES!
⤷ landonorris hold on, what, i didn't agree to this guys 😅
⤷ oscarpiastri well, i think you've been overruled
⤷ user LET YN COOK IN F1!!
user the second photo hello?!
user RIGHT like they are such goals
user and the fact we don't know it's her but we also do know 🫠
ynusername
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ynusername sorry guys, busy again this weekend
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user hello the oscar cap? SHE'S ONE OF US 🙌🏼
⤷ user ONE OF US!!!
landonorris why are you wearing my teammate's cap??
⤷ ynusername because he's my second favorite driver!
⤷ landonorris well why don't you wear the hat of your favorite driver instead? 🤨
⤷ ynusername why would i
⤷ landonorris why wouldn't you
⤷ ynusername i don't know 🤷🏻♀️
user hello the back and forth over her wearing oscar's cap
⤷ user stop, and the fact he knows that he's her favorite
⤷ user i mean why wouldn't he be!!
user see she's just using lando so mclaren will keep inviting her 🙄
⤷ user get a grip 😭
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landonorris
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landonorris might not have been the result i wanted, but at least i've got the girl, and also congrats osc on p2!
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user HE LOCKED IT DOWN YALL
oscarpiastri you'll be back on the podium next time for sure, and congrats on the girl, mate
⤷ landonorris that hype comment really sold it i think
⤷ ynusername @/oscarpiastri so did he not help you win that sprint?
⤷ oscarpiastri no comment!
user the comment section being his wingman nailed it in
⤷ ynusername well they did say how great and rich he was, how could i refuse! he gave cpr to a goldfish, top tier qualities right there!
⤷ user not her basically admitting she's using him for his money
⤷ user you wish it was you 💀
mclaren our good luck charm returns!
⤷ ynusername it worked on oscar this time! maybe it was because he knew I'd be there 🫣
⤷ landonorris yeah, but he can't keep his mouth shut so I also knew... eventually
⤷ oscarpiastri hey!
⤷ ynusername it's okay, osc! congrats on p2 😊
⤷ oscarpiastri thank you yn 🥲 you should take me on a ride as a celebration
⤷ ynusername yes!!
⤷ landonorris okay let's take a minute 😅
user lando AND yn calling oscar 'osc' 🥹
⤷ user oscar is their child confirmed!
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lockscreen - lando norris
pairing: lando norris x piastri!reader
summary: you're keeping lando and your brother, oscar, company while they sign some things for mclaren when you notice lando's lockscreen.
requested?: yes!
author’s note: the image below is purely illustrative, reader isn’t necessarily female. loved this request and am already working on some others, thank you all for sending some 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
word count: 898
warnings: not properly proofread! other than that i don’t think there’s any!
“hey, little piastri, come keep us company.” lando invites, as he and your brother, oscar, walk side by side through mclaren’s motorhome.
they were supposed to be there all day, signing stuff for fans, such as caps (or bucket hats), cards and miniature helmets, but they both thought that spending the morning with you was way better.
“i’ll pass.” you smile.
“please!” the british begs. “we still have a lot to catch up on. we can listen to your playlist!”
his little frown makes you reconsider. it could be absolutely boring, but you hadn’t seen lando in a while, and even though you would never say it out loud, you miss him a lot.
you and norris became friends the second your brother introduced you two.
of course, being oscar’s sibling, you had heard about the driver. your brother liked him a lot, and you couldn’t help but to feel thankful for how well he treated oscar.
you met lando for the first time during the 2023 australian grand prix, and it only took a couple of minutes to get you comfortable around him.
the boy was really sweet and his personality fit perfectly with yours. you could tell from the start that he was a little childish, but you hoped he could grow out of it.
eventually your hopes were fulfilled. he matured a lot over time, and so did your friendship with him.
“okay! let’s go then.” you give in, receiving the biggest smile in return.
you sit down on the floor, leaning against the wall, despite the offers for far more comfortable chairs and couches.
“anything but brazilian.” lando points his finger at you like he’s giving you an order.
“why? i thought you liked those.” you scroll through your spotify home page, trying to find something else to play.
“i do, but i’d get distracted.” you chuckle, without even giving him a glance. “and i already wasted a lot of time.” he sighs, looking at how many hats he has in front of him. “not that it was bad, i loved spending the morning with you, i just meant-”
“relax, lan, i know what you meant” you look up to him and smile lightly. you put your music on, and he eventually starts signing stuff at a rapid pace.
you both talk nonsense while he keeps going with his task, hearing oscar’s voice from time to time.
lando tells you all about his first win and you tell him your experience watching it from home, even showing him a video your mum had recorded.
“you don’t know how much i wanted to have been there.” you tell him, looking down to your phone so he didn’t see your proud eyes.
he chuckles slightly and turns around to face the cards he has yet to sign.
oscar looks at both of you from the corner of his eye, noticing how foolish your smiles are. he then proceeds to get out of the room to get all of you some water.
“fuck, my phone is dead.” you mutter when you notice the music stop and look for the device.
he hands you his own without giving it another thought. “here, you can use mine.”
it’s only when you let out a soft ‘hey’ that he notices what he had just done.
“your wallpaper is cute.” you smirk to yourself, quite literally. his lock screen had a picture of you in it. one of the pictures your mother took when he won the miami grand prix.
“you were not supposed to see that.” he takes his time to gather his thoughts and finally turns around. “you know the password.”
a laugh escapes your lips, despite your efforts to hold it back. you loved the way his cheeks were blushed and his eyes were a little widened. he is quick to turn his back to you again. oscar enters the room with the waters and you know you can’t bring up the topic for now.
“any good playlists here?” you ask as you look for the music app.
“play yours!” oscar asks, lando just keeps his mouth shut as he signs mini helmets.
you do as your brother asked and play your own playlist. eventually you can’t stand feeling that lando is embarrassed and sit down next to him.
you don’t want him to feel like that. you even liked the idea of being in his lockscreen, and you want him to, somehow, know that.
your phone is dead, so changing your lockscreen as well isn’t an option. you run your brain through, thinking of something until you remember that your phone case is transparent.
stopping lando from signing another card, you steal one, and his pen together.
he gives you a confused look as you draw a little heart on the paper with his picture, understanding what you’re doing when you take off your phone case and press it against the back of the device.
“not as good as a lockscreen, but it’ll have to do for now.” you whisper in his ear, not wanting your brother to hear.
he simply smiles and gives you a kiss on the cheek.
“no need to whisper, i’ve seen it.” oscar catches you both of guard with his words. “and also seen the playlist he has for you.” you quickly turn to lando and he lets his had fall to his arms, in the table.
“you have a playlist for me?”
synopsis - some more times y/n has been horny on main for Oscar
before you continue: this is suggestive so minors dni! i thought I’d do another one of these since you all love it sm. pls remember to reblog and follow! <3
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oscarpiastrifan
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oscarpiastrifan HE LOOKS SO GOOD!!
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user1 need to run my fingers through his hair, like rn
user2 is that lando in the back 😂
yourusername his slutty little waist will be the death of me
↳ user3 KSHAJAA SAME
yourusername need to pinch his cheeks and suck his dick
↳ user4 Y/N BEHAVE 😭😂
↳ user5 ME AS A WAG
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oscarpiastri
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oscarpiastri Padel Stance 👌 Padel technique 🥴
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user6 you know what an injury means right? next Grand Prix is all yours mate
charles_leclerc be careful son
↳ oscarpiastri ok dad 👍
↳ user7 I hope this joke never dies
user8 McLaren vs Williams paddle match when?
yourusername your ability to fuck 👌 you not being near me rn 🥴
↳ oscarpiastri dw darling, I’m leaving now 😉
↳ user9 THEYRE SO HORNY FOR EACHOTHER SJKSMJSJS
user10 your bloody knee :(
yourusername hit me with that paddle
↳ user11 classic y/n
↳ yourusername I just had to 🤣
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oscarpiastriupdates
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oscarpiastriupdates Oscar via Y/ns instagram story today!
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user12 if my man was Oscar, I’d be barking uncontrollably too
user13 oh to be on a date with Oscar piastri 😪
↳ user14 oh to be on a date with y/n 😪
yourusername he has the type of face people will go to war for
↳ user15 so true bestie
user16 idk if I want to be y/n or be with y/n so that she could hype me up all day everyday
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oscarpiastrifans
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oscarpiastrifans that’s skills right there
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user17 let him cook, he knows what he’s doing
yourusername those are some talented fingers if you know what I’m saying 😉
↳ user18 don’t you get tired from the constant thirsting?
↳ yourusername for my man? NEVER
user19 these comments are insane
yourusername this is so sexy of him
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bonus: Lando has had enough
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˗ˏˋ꒰ 🥥 ꒱ TWO WHEEL DRIVE: CROSSWALK COLLISION ( lando norris. )
lando norris x biker!reader
it's race week in miami, but instead of being on four wheels, lando has some two wheel trouble. he feels bad enough to where he turns to twitter to help find the girl he nearly caused a collision with.
authors note: I love bikers so I had to do this (and I know that lando didn't help oscar win his sprint, but she doesn't know that! yet!!!) second and third part will be out in the next few days or so!
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ynusername
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ynusername sunset ride and almost hitting a guy on the crosswalk core!! 🤗🤗🤗
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yourbsf always so fun to ride with you 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼 maybe next time don't almost hit a pedestrian? 😅
user this is the girl lando was looking for?! SHES STUNNING
⤷ ynusername who's lando? 😅 and thanks babes 🫶🏼🫶🏼
⤷ user oh lando? we go way back, he helped rescue my cat from a tree!
⤷ user yeah, he's a real one, he gave cpr to my goldfish after it flopped onto the carpet 🤗🤗🤗
user hello??? SHES SUCH A BADDIE
user thanking lando for helping us discover this gorgeous woman
⤷ user right like maybe she did us a favor by almost running him over...
user the internet becoming his wingman so he doesn't fumble this baddie 😭😭
⤷ user lando norriz and nowins better prove one of those statements wrong soon 🙌
user nahhh because what's wrong with her?? nearly running him over and then posting with a stupid caption about it?? 🙄🙄🙄
⤷ user this girl clearly doesn't understand who he is 🫣
user i need to see lando on a bike, he'd rock that shit
ynusername
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ynusername safe to say i won't be falling asleep tonight 🫶🏻
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user HELLO??? IS THAT LANDO
user OH MY GOD
user bro's doing charity work out here
user LANDO NORIZZ HAS RIZZ?? (he rescued my entire family from a house fire)
user please LET THAT BE LANDO
yourbsf i thought i was your backpack 😕
⤷ ynusername you are bbg i just gave a man a short ride
⤷ yourbsf uh huh 🤨
user lando backpack confirmed
user lando actually rescued me from a desert island on his multi-million dollar yacht!
landonorris pretty sunset
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user im gonna faint, lando commented
user EVERYBODY STAY CALM!!!
oscarpiastri lando actually helped me win a sprint race
user she's clearly just using him
⤷ user stay mad
landonorris
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landonorris i think two wheels suits me
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user omg that's the same sunset in ynusername's post??
user lando on a bike? YES PLEASE!!!
user i can barely handle him with four wheels, i don't know about two!!!
user oh my god the second picture is goals
ynusername what a cute cat! 😊
⤷ landonorris not as cute as you
user im not the only one who saw that comment from lando right?
⤷ user no i definitely saw that
user HE HAS RIZZ I FEAR!!
user i know my goat
user backpack lando has too much power
⤷ user lando anywhere near a bike has too much power
ynusername
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ynusername sorry i had plans <3
tagged alexandrasaintmleux, iamrebbecad, mclaren, landonorris
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user oh my GOD SHE WAS AT THE RACE?
⤷ user i bet lando asked mclaren to invite her 🥺
landonorris thank you for coming to support me on four wheels this time!
⤷ ynusername of course, i had so much fun and you deserve it so much! 🫶🏻
⤷ user smooth lando, smooth
⤷ user on four wheels this time...THIS TIME?!
user stop she was there supporting lando MY HEART
⤷ user i can't take it I LOVE THEM
alexandrasaintmleux so amazing to see you darling 🌺 can't wait to see you again
⤷ ynusername i had such an amazing time, i love you so much 🥹 i'll be waiting impatiently
user stop the other wags interacting with our new (potential) wag
user i need to see her with all the other wags now
⤷ user it's a must
iamrebeccad a pleasure to meet you! you looked absolutely stunning and i look forward to hanging out again!
⤷ ynusername i love you so much, you are drop-dead gorgeous! i would love to hang out again soon 🫶🏻
user the way everyone loves her
⤷ user i mean, can you blame them? she's a hot, incredibly stunning and badass biker who's insanely sweet and kind! who wouldn't love her?!
⤷ user i don't blame them, i fear i would gravitate towards her like a magnet if i ever met her 🥲
mclaren lovely having you at the hospitality! should keep you around if it means our drivers will win 😉
⤷ ynusername thank you for giving me this amazing experience and opportunity! i'd love to do it again sometime 🫶🏻
user MCLAREN'S COMMENT??
⤷ user please let this be a sign
⤷ user mclaren please we need to see them again
user they need to be together
⤷ user as much as i would love to see them together, she lives in miami and he's leaving 😭
⤷ user no shush i'm manifesting
⤷ user okay real i'm right there beside you
landonorris
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landonorris nowins and norizz? okay lol
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user HELLO SOFT LAUNCH!!
⤷ user soft launch, but we already know its them
⤷ user let them have their fun!
user bro really said lol
user lando has a win and rizz??? is the world okay???
ynusername so proud of you! you deserve it 🫶🏻
⤷ landonorris i won because you were watching
⤷ user lando said "this one's for you" and SCORED
oscarpiastri congrats on the win mate
⤷ landonorris thanks osc!
user LANDO CALLING OSCAR 'OSC' MAKES IT EVEN BETTER
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mohammed ben sulayem, a man who, in his own words, hates women who “believe they are smarter than men,” a man who has (“allegedly”) attempted to interfere with f1 race results by revoking penalties, a man who has fired members of the FIA’s audit committee for attempting to ask questions around what he does with the money raised from drivers’ fines, a man who (again, “allegedly”) uses those fines to pay people to vote for him in the FIA presidential election, a man who frequently fires FIA officials without required approval from the senate whenever they go against him in any way, a man who has tried to regulate drivers’ jewlery, underwear, language, speech, and essentially every aspect of their existence (despite making many of his own political statements, such as those he’s made about Donald Trump), a man who has blocked unanimous decisions made between the FIA & F1 for no apparent reasons other than personal gain, a man who frequently bends rules for certain circuits around fines and other regulations, and a man who changed FIA regulations so that he, alone, reviews ethics complaints as opposed to the senate..
yeah. THAT’s the guy trying to tell drivers they can’t express their opinions. THAT’s the guy telling them they can’t say anything he doesn’t like about anything he doesn’t agree with, once more a decision he’s made without proper review by other bodies involved, thus completely discarding FIA rules & regulations.
seems legit.
⋆⭒˚.⋆ parents these days - 𝐋𝐍𝟒 𖤓
( 𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 )𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗌 𝗑 𝗅𝖾𝖼𝗅𝖾𝗋𝖼 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋
( 𝗌𝗎𝗆𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗒 )𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗌𝗇𝗍 𝖺 𝗋𝖾𝗀𝗎𝗅𝖺𝗋 𝖽𝖺𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝗌 𝖺 𝖼𝗈𝗈𝗅 𝖽𝖺𝖽,𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝖿𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗆 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾
𝗇𝗈𝗍𝖾 ✫ 𝗂’𝗆 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗇 𝖺 𝗆𝖺𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗍 𝗋𝗇 𝗀𝗎𝗒𝗌 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗒 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗆𝖾 😭
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landonorris
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landonorris we miss our mommy
georgerussell63 Who left you in charge of a 1 month old and a 2 year old?
⤷ landonorris i’m their dad??
⤷ georgerussell63 And??
yn i miss my boys too 🥹🥹 & don’t forget to pick up mathéo’s ointment
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⤷ all4lando she’s such a mom i love it 😭
francisca.cgomes our??
⤷ landonorris she was my mommy first
⤷ francisca.cgomes you’re disgusting
joris__trouche Justice for Malachi 💔 0.5’s are not his friend 😞
⤷ yn are you implying my son doesn’t look cute joris?? 🤨
⤷ joris__trouche Nonono you and lando make the most beautiful babies in the world
leclerc_pascale My boys 🥰 We need to gave a family dinner soon
⤷ landonorris YES PLEASE i’m in need of your pasta right now
⤷ leclerc_pascale Come over and bring the boys, I just made some
⤷ landonorris already in the car
arthur_leclerc i bet they miss uncle art so much 🥰 i’m coming over right now dw
⤷ landonorris i’m locking the door
⤷ arthur_leclerc girl…i have a spare key
⤷ yn since when?
⤷ arthur_leclerc me & charles snuck in when you guys were sleeping 🥰
⤷ charles_leclerc Hey don’t expose me
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yn
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yn back with my boys 🤍
landonorris first
leclerc_pascale Have fun on your date night!! Love you two 🤍
⤷ lorenzotl Not to much fun though, I don’t need another nephew right now
⤷ arthur_leclerc seriously do you guys ever just lay in bed?
⤷ landonorris i am incapable of that you’re lucky we’re not on baby number 6
⤷ arthur_leclerc oh!
maxverstappen1 Pussy whipped
⤷ landonorris damn right
charles_leclerc Finally he wouldn’t stop calling me to tell me he misses you
alexandrasaintmleux The sweetest baby boys 🥹 I love them so much
⤷ landonorris woah now i’m a devoted and loyal husband to y/n alexandra
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux 😐 blocked
carlossainz55 I miss my nephews I will be over soon to kidnap them ❤️
⤷ yn sounds great los 🫰🏽
⤷ sharls_leclercussy “los” i’m crying 🥹
danielricciardo Gurl boss ✊🏽
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landonorris
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landonorris moms such a party pooper 💔 she wouldn’t let me paint the boys yellow and dress them up as minions
charles_leclerc Do you all just lay in bed all day? And do nothing?
⤷ landonorris would you like it to be just me and y/n in bed alone doing something?
⤷ charles_leclerc I will come sleep in between you two lando norris
mlnmarta Chiara misses Mathéo & Malachi!! We need to visit soon 🤍
⤷ yn yess come over!!
georgerussell63 We must make this happen I can’t get the image out of my head
francisca.cgomes hot mama 😍😍🥵
⤷ landonorris real she can spank me anytime she wants
⤷ mclaren Please do not make us take over your social media again Lando.
yn i’ll put you in timeout
⤷ landonorris please do 🫦🫦
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yn
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yn my babiesss 🤍 living my dream
carmenmmundt So happy for you baby 🥹 You’re so cute I miss you
⤷ yn carmen ilysm 😭💝
alexandrasaintmleux Seriously though, our shopping date when? 🤨🤨
⤷ yn tomorrow 😫
francisca.cgomes MILF MILF MILF
⤷ carmenmmundt MILF MILF MILF
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux MILF MILF MILF
⤷ lilymhe MILF MILF MILF
⤷ lilyzneimer MILF MILF MILF
⤷ landonorris MILF MILF MILF 🤤🥵🍆🍑
landonorris let me put another baby in you please please please mommy 😈😈😫🍆
⤷ yn lando…we’ve talked about what’s appropriate to comment and what’s not
⤷ mclaren Come on bro 😔
⤷ francisca.cgomes take away his social media rights‼️‼️‼️
leclerc_pascale My beautiful girl and her beautiful family🥰
lilymhe ok period aesthetic queen
haileybeiber literally my pintrest board
carla.brocker i miss you sweet girl 💕
⤷ yn i miss you we need to have a sleepover soon 🥹
⤷ flowers444yn y/n still having sleepovers as a wife and mom of 2 kids is so on brand
landoslove this post was for the girls
⤷ landonorris don’t forget lando 😍😇🥰
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landonorris
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landonorris Enjoying Barcelona with my family ❤️
arthur_leclerc yk it’s not lando because he’s using auto caps
thisistotallynotlando they didn’t take away my burner account 🤣🫵🏽 i can’t be stopped
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alex_albon free lando till it’s backwards ✊🏽
pierregasly YOU WILL BE AVENGED LANDO
georgerussell63 This definitely sounds like lando 👍
oscarpiastri Very convincing
slutmeoutlewis they actually took over his account again 😭😭
hoeforsainzzz justice for lando
thisistotallynotlando not gonna be a little family for long 😈
lordperceval petition for lando to get his account back ✊🏽
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yn
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yn do you wanna play mermaids with us?
alexandrasaintmleux My love 🫦🫦
beloved.hamilton where are mathéo & malachi at??
⤷ yn with their dad 😊
carmenmmundt My mermaid tail is purple
oscarpiastri Come back down lando can’t talk to you cause they took his phone and he’s tweaking
⤷ sharls.eclair THEY TOOK HIS PHONE 😭
francisca.cgomes damn ma
leclerc_pascale Beautiful girls ❤️
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux 🥰🥰❤️
⤷ yn thank you maman 🤍
charles_leclerc My girls ♥️♥️
⤷ yn ♥️
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux 💋♥️
mclaren i miss you baby - lando
⤷ maxverstappen1 LMFAO GIRL 💀
⤷ sharls_lerklerk max?? 😭
landosfootfungus where’s lando’s comment?? 😪
⤷ yn he’s in social media jail rn
lilymhe SO GORGEOUS UGH 😫
georgerussell63 The last slide is actually lando and y/n is you guys didn’t know
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux Actually 🤓☝🏽
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landonorris
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landonorris 3 weeks of good behavior and i got my account back. and what did i do in those 3 weeks of good behavior? i got my wife pregnant again 😊
arthur_leclerc sick bastard (i’m so excited)
lorenzotl I jinxed it 😪
yn baby girl norris?? 😇
leclerc_pascale Can’t wait to meet my new grand baby 🥰
alexandrasaintmleux yayaya so happy rn
carmenmmundt You two make the cutest babies it’s not even funny 🥹🥹
francisca.cgomes YESYESYES SO EXCITED
joris__trouche Crazyy congrats you two 💞
maxfewtrell Leave that poor girl alone
carlossainz55 UNCLE CHILI 🌶️❤️
flavy.barla Awhh so happy for you two 💗
ciscanorris Another one! 🩵🩷
charles_leclerc WHY DO YOU DO THIS?? MY BABY SISTER?? JUST LAY IN BED AND SLEEP ONCE IN A WHILE OH MY FUCK
⤷ lilymhe anways…CONGRATULATIONS 🥹
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yn
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yn matthew senna norris 🤍
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landonorris i love you baby thank you giving me everything i’ve ever wanted and more ♥️
⤷ yn i love you more
⤷ landonorris i love you the most
alexandrasaintmleux baby matty 🥹🥹
leclerc_pascale Another boy, are we surprised? He’s the cutest boy in the world
georgerussell63 Coming over now
carmenmmundt Stopp how cute 💗
charles_leclerc Je t'aime ma petite étoile
⤷ sharlsworld “i love you my little star”
arthur_leclerc project senna
mclaren Future world champ 🧡
lorenzotl Maybe another one isn’t so bad
oscarpiastri Malachi is barley 2 months old??
⤷ landonorris i want a football team. it’s not my fault my wife is so sexy and i’m horny 25/8???
francisca.cgomes auntie kiki is coming baby!! 💓
lilymhe cutie boy 🥹🩵
maxverstappen1 Now get a vesectomy lando ❤️
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my roman empire you ask? lando crying because daniel ricciardo asked him if he had grown pubes yet.