Isn't This The Happiest Day Of Your Life, Mog, My Son? I'm So Proud Of You... You Look Beautiful, I'm

I was told to come yell at Grian for not enabling the yaoi.

[there are 3 snails in your mailbox, they are kissing each other, it's eSCARgo, Gary, and Snumbo]

[Gary lunges at you, you have seen the snail yaoi, and witnesses must die]

[ Grian was slain by Gary. ]

...

you guys LITERALLY have a big balloon in the sky. CAN'T YOU DO THIS IN THERE?

Sigh.... I am under the oath of the gay best friend. I guess I'll try to let Joel let you in the car with us. (HURRY UP AND GET IN BEFORE HE CHANGES HIS MIND LETS GO RUN OVER STRAIGHT WHITE MEN)

It's the finale of the next life series. There are only a handful of people left. The Winners Soulmate theory must be true, right? Etho takes a deep breath and catalogues his opponents. He sharpens his sword and reads the death messages in the chat. Something rustles behind him. Etho turns around. It's LDShadowLady with a gun. She shoots him off the edge of the cliff and his body falls dramatically and gracefully over the edge, hitting the last two people left and killing them on impact. Lizzie cheers. Shen then immediately falls off the same cliff by complete accident. She wakes up in the Winners realm, inside a car, and blinks. "Lizzie," Joel tears up next too her in the drivers seat. "Do you want to run the other Winners over in a car for all eternity with me?" Lizzie tears up and says yes. They drive off into the sunset and immediately hit Scott Smajor

[I am very sorry, I promise there is lore surrounding this on my blog if you’re that curious.]

[Your mailbox is trapped, when you next open the barrel to access your mail, water will shoot out of it]

[There is a letter inside a waterproofed shulker , and inside is a crumpled piece of paper with a simple]

From, Martyn <3

[You’ve also heard of him doing this to a few others. Ooc I am again very sorry]

- @itlw-mailbox

[It's quite alright! I've gone ahead and read up on the lore, thanks for letting me know. We love a bit of tomfoolery >:3] [She lets out a surprised yelp at the sudden gust of water, immediately getting soaked. She pulled the shulker out, reading the letter before letting out a gasp of annoyance. She crumpled the letter and threw it into the water stream, before walking off with her hands on her hips.] [...A few seconds later she came back, remembering that her mailbox was indeed trapped and that was a problem. She inspected the mailbox for a moment before letting out an audible groan, muttering under her breath.] I'll need to get Etho or Pearl to help...can't believe Martyn's making me ask them to come all the way over here again. Stupid, blonde, little...

Well I can't exactly disown Jimmy, he's my brother! also yes he bit me a lot as kids and still does sometimes I don't think I've ever been bitten by Pearl or Tilly, but it sounds painful. Are you alright now?

How are things going in Impossible Minecraft?

I mean, I know you're weird and have this thing going on with empires one (that was ages ago pearl!!! you don't see me talking about rivend..i mean. you know. That.)

I bet you're enjoying the water, with the sharks and whatnot. Do they listen to you? What about that bridge?

@scotts-mailbox

Oh, Impossible Minecraft.... I try not to think about it. It makes me feel like I'm back in the trenches. (The exploding trees...the crafting tables...) Yeah, I feel like empires one is the best one to focus on. Plus, ocean queen!! :D Do not remind me of the sharks they aren't part of our live laugh love household anymore

Whoa! Hey there little guy, what'cha doing here?

[She lifts him into her arms, grinning.]

Ran all the way over here?

Hello? This thing working?

C: Umm Ello! Oli helped me set this thingy up when he randomly popped up in my super flat world umm- Feel free to mail me I guess? Idk;-; ima go back to building now-

Cc: Sup! I’m also the same Mod for Oli’s mailbox I go by Sharks or Phil(🦉) and this one was opened up purely because one of my irl friends begged for Mogswamp and can’t open one themselves, this will be mainly theirs but set up with my account lol, The other mode goes by Silli(🦐)! We’ll sign off different for Cc interactions :P

Associated blogs for RP:

Hermitcrafters: @joels-mailbox @docs-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @pearls-mailbox @gtwscars-mailbox @skizzles-mailbox @tangos-mailbox @gems-mailbox @rendogs-mailbox @impulses-mailbox @xisumavoids-mailbox @cleos-mailbox @bdubs-mailbox @npgs-mailbox @grumbots-mailbox

None hermits and random people??: @jimmys-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @lizzies-mailbox @itlw-mailbox @sincerely-some-guy @eyesremain @sausages-mailbox @triviabots-mailbox @orionsound-mailbox

(Open for all to interact though feel free to chat:D!)

Hello!

Hello everybody, I'm LDshadowlady also known as Lizzie! I was recently gifted a mailbox from Etho, so I decided to put it to good use. I've been a bit bored over here all alone, so feel free to ask questions or simply say hello and tell me about your day! Affiliated blogs: @joels-mailbox @docs-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @pearls-mailbox @gtwscars-mailbox @skizzles-mailbox @tangos-mailbox @gems-mailbox @rendogs-mailbox @impulses-mailbox @xisumavoids-mailbox @cleos-mailbox @bdubs-mailbox @npgs-mailbox @grumbots-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @itlw-mailbox @sincerely-some-guy @eyesremain @sausages-mailbox @triviabots-mailbox @orionsound-mailbox @hermes-mailbox @owengejuices-mailbox

Official Mailbox Lizzie Playlist

[This blog is NOT the real LDshadowlady, it's simply a fun little rp blog. I'm Luanne, the moderator of this blog, and I use He/They/Sea. I haven't watched every single series, but I've seen a good amount, as well as I've been watching Lizzie for 6 years now. For convenience purposes, I'm treating this as if Lizzie remembers everything. NSFW asks are allowed but not recommended, as I will not answer if it makes me uncomfortable. The only ship that will mostly be mentioned here is Jizzie, but it won't be the main focus of the blog.] [This is the moderator speaking] This is Lizzie speaking (Colors do not apply)

HELP LMAO @jimmys-mailbox @joels-mailbox

whats up losers im smallishbeans and today im gonna be killling myself infront of jimmy solidarity to forever change the trajectory of his life. hopefully for the better, but we'll see!

I do and i love it!!

who was Lizzie talking about Tim. Who was it

no one! she was talking about no one!

@lizzies-mailbox do you see what you did.

WAIT lizzie, i have a base in the sky— do you think you’re tall enough to get me up to it?

Hmm...Depends! I'm about ten feet tall when in my axolotl form, and I can also stretch my arms up. How tall is it?

[I CANT BREATH]

he prayed for times like this

reference to this!!