It Can Be Funny AND Mean, Scott.

the tapeworm told me to

the tapeworm inside of me just buried itself deeper into me because i didnt drink the isopropyl alcohol

i miss my gay best friend, jimmy.

i miss him a lot.

@scotts-mailbox

Don't worry, I won't use it! Probably.

meow :3

meow :]

Thank god for Sketchfab. Drawing the car was so worth it

I'm glad! I've also missed talking, glad we can now! :J I'm doing nicely, thank you! Recently came over to Hermitcraft to visit Jimmy, so I might hop over sometime!

Oceans blessings! It's nice to finally be able to contact you. How have you been? It's been a good minute since we've spoken. -@lizzies-mailbox [HELLO HELLO AND WELCOME!!! -lou]

lizzie !!! hello !!! ive been doing great ! ive missed talking to u :( how are u doing ?

[HI HELLO THANK YOU!!]

[now who was going to tell me about ashswagg and squiddo. -lou]

who survived? …anyone else but you?

Yep! It's for....some chickens. I don't exactly get many diamonds out here in the ocean, so I'll choose the favor!

Hello Pearl? Could I commission you for a rather..long shulker box? Approximately ten feet long. Let me know what you want for payment! -@lizzies-mailbox

...you want what?

I mean, I can certainly try, but I can't promise it'll fit too well in the system... I wish you luck though...

I take payments for things in diamonds and unspecified favors, take your pick.

(NOT AFTER THIS!)

It's the finale of the next life series. There are only a handful of people left. The Winners Soulmate theory must be true, right? Etho takes a deep breath and catalogues his opponents. He sharpens his sword and reads the death messages in the chat. Something rustles behind him. Etho turns around. It's LDShadowLady with a gun. She shoots him off the edge of the cliff and his body falls dramatically and gracefully over the edge, hitting the last two people left and killing them on impact. Lizzie cheers. Shen then immediately falls off the same cliff by complete accident. She wakes up in the Winners realm, inside a car, and blinks. "Lizzie," Joel tears up next too her in the drivers seat. "Do you want to run the other Winners over in a car for all eternity with me?" Lizzie tears up and says yes. They drive off into the sunset and immediately hit Scott Smajor

oh thank goodness i thought you were insinuating that he died

i miss my gay best friend, jimmy.

i miss him a lot.

@scotts-mailbox