I Need To Pet Them.

the tapeworm told me to

the tapeworm inside of me just buried itself deeper into me because i didnt drink the isopropyl alcohol

Shhh, can't have Jimmy hearing! (He's saying stop in the way he does. You know the way. "stoooopppaaa.")

If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?

- 🌙

i am not answering that

JIMMY SWEEP IM BEGGINGGGG

Jimmy SolidarityGaming:

Submitted for: Empires SMP Season 1, Empires SMP Season 2, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life, New Life SMP, Afterlife SMP, SOS SMP

Headcanons: Trans man, he/him; Genderfluid, he/she/they; Intersex, pronouns not specified

Propaganda: “This one is so difficult because [the submitter] can see arguments for him being a trans guy, a trans girl, and for him being genderfluid. [They’re] settling on genderfluid because it's the most inclusive. What sticks out to [them] is Jimmy's insistence on respect and being seen for who he really is. He is constantly having to tell people that he's not a toy, yet he's teased and dismissed. He tries his best to display these traits of masculinity, as if that would get them to take him seriously. That leans more of a transmasc, so here's [their] argument for transfem: When Gem and Katherine invited the server to a princess tea party, Jimmy's face lit up and he joyfully exclaimed 'Oh, I love being a princess!' Jimmy was so thrilled to "get permission" to wear more feminine clothing, and he felt right at home among all the princesses, promptly getting drunk drinking seven mojitos.”

Geminitay:

Submitted for: Hermitcraft, Empires SMP Season 2, Secret Life, Wild Life

Headcanons: Trans woman, she/her; Nonbinary, she/her; Transfem, pronouns not specified

Propaganda: “Okay, just look at Gem's worldhopper storyline and tell [the submitter] that it isn't a trans allegory. Gem goes to sleep and wakes up in a world where she can live her fantasy of being a princess. She's literally trying to experience a typical afab childhood as an adult! Also, transfeminitay is such a good merging of her username. [They] don't think [they] have more specific things that come to mind right now, but the vibes are so there!”

HELP LMAO @jimmys-mailbox @joels-mailbox

whats up losers im smallishbeans and today im gonna be killling myself infront of jimmy solidarity to forever change the trajectory of his life. hopefully for the better, but we'll see!

OH MY GOD @grians-mailbox @sincerely-some-guy

Grian is going into the Fog!

@mumbos-mailbox

Mumbo, are you graying?

Wow, Peepaw doesn’t look a day over 67 😍😍😍😍😍

Even cooler than the bad boys, dare I say! (Hmm...what about Doc's maid dress?)

BAM! BAMPIRES for my au. I'm making my own au "Cruel cruel world" ccwau for short. Honestly, I'm treating it more like dress to impress. The outfits are not definete, what fun would that be

[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [we are here!!!] OMG it took only 11 months omg soooo productive If you are not familiar - this is desertduo Fish Au comics I did I a while back :"D This chapter is more about Scar and his backstory, and right now he is about to meet the rest of the crew (omg whoo are theyyy) A huge thank you @mayvora for helping with the text! Their part was so great that I had to actually use my brain trying to write something even remotely on the same level because their writing is just insane please check out their works!!

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Okay but for real thank you for reading all that, thank you for still remembering my silly little comics about two 1/4-fish men. I really appreciate every message, reblog, I read everything and It is still overwhelming how positive people are about this stuff. So thank you so much really. Usually I am too tired to react or respond for the most part (and after that it becomes weird), but i still read and cherish every single comment, they mean the world to me qq thank you so much for sticking around, see you in 2025 <3

remember that one tommyinnit video where lizzie mentioned joel so much he eventually just went fuck it and invited him on? because i do

I'm..not sure I like the sound of that. Either way, I really do think I'd prefer to admire mine from a distance, thank you! Though I will admit, the helicopter wings do make them pretty cute, when they're not chasing you down with it.

Hello Grian, it's nice to be able to contact you. How have you been? Please don't release another snail onto me.

hey lizzie ! i've been great, just fine- wha- WHY DOES NO ONE LIKE THE SNAILS? :( look at how cute yours was too!