I'll Give You A Potato.

@grians-mailbox ^^^

[A shulker box comes in the mail, wet for some reason. The letter itself is hastily closed, a few droplets of water on the paper.] Hello Pearl! Both Grian and I have had our mail services tampered with, and are currently...a struggle to use. Mine is shooting out water, and Grian's was exploded. Apparently both came from Martyn, so do what you will with that information. I was hoping you'd be able to come and check it out? Grian's over at my base right now, so if you need him just let one of us know. Thank you so much!!! [There's a small, cartoonish drawing of Lizzie and Grian, nothing more than stick figures with hair. They're only identifiable by the names drawn next to them.]

Oceans Blessings,

Lizzie

[The dripping shulker is quickly set aside, and another one is returned with a few sponges and a note.]

Got it! Let Grian know I'm heading over to his base now to rebuild his. As a temporary solution, take these sponges, and I'll be over with a proper fix once I've fixed Grian's.

- PostMaster Pearlo

WHAT?!

gotta encourage the doomed yaoi in one way or another

hey scar

when r u going to confess ur love for me so we can start dating alr

-grian

@grians-mailbox ??????????????? dude you're never escaping the gay allegations after this one

[WHAT IN THE SCARIAN SCANDAL,,,]

Hay Liz??? Your husbands attacking the sheriff again and now jimmys in the fetal position sobbing about being called a toy- just thought you should ya know deal with that-

<he slowly pushed her towards the scene then tip toes away before bolting it and returning with popcorn to watch>

Ah, not again... [She sighs, rolling her eyes at Oli before awkwardly patting Jimmy on the back.]

It's alright...

why would you do this to me oli

:J

Maybe a lil fairy fort Lizzie doodle? ^^

:•) !!

I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.

[I LEAVE FOR A WEEK AND THERE ARE SUDDENLY A BUNCH OF NEW BLOGS??? Anyways yes yes hello I have returned!! You can stop making LdComaLady jokes. -lou]

:D

Watching LdShadowLady and drawing

It's going well! Except for Grian trying to send me my snail through the mail... But it hasn't gotten here yet, so I think that's good?

Hi! It's me, your local Postmaster! Actually took me a bit to get my own mail hooked up to this new system, whoops... But I did it!

I build, I run some shops, I'm learning redstone... Feel free to ask me things, I love a good chitchat :)

Associated blogs: @joels-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @grians-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @docs-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @lizzies-mailbox

[OOC below the cut!]

Hi! Mod here! I'm Syl, she/her, if you see notes from @sylsoddsandends that's me! I'm new to the life series fandom and a little shy still but I wanna make some more friends to ramble with so I'm putting myself out there yippee :) if I've got anything ooc to add to a post I'll be talking in brackets [like this!]

This is of course not the real Pearl by any means and not meant to be associated with her, I am just a person who likes roleplaying!!!

No NSFW asks please! I might make the occasional joke but I don't want other people to approach me that way.

If there's shipping here it'll be gempearl but whether that happens kinda depends on whether someone makes a gem mailbox account and how they feel about it! If you do I'd love to discuss ^^

Assorted headcanons may also be at play, I'm a fan of Pearl as a moth hybrid and her getting to keep her life series dogs on hermitcraft ^^ this Pearl will also remember everything just as the other affiliated blogs do!

Ok I think that's everything I have to say, enjoy the blog, bye :)

[ the letter that comes through the mail has a peculiar little red sealing on it. within it, as well, is a pressed flower - it looks odd, mostly grey and white. when he had been sending it, guy had been a little amused with himself - that makes the second eyeblossom he's sent to someone. ]

hello, miss lizzie! i hope you're doing well. i've heard of you before, an empress of the sea - and unfortunately, i don't lie close to the ocean, so i don't have any shells or such to give to you, so i hope this flower will do. it's been pressed so that it will last for longer, and maybe if you find a seal for it, it could be used as a bookmark of sorts?

i know this is supposed to be a formal greeting of sorts (or, at least, i try to make my first mails to people somewhat formal), but it's been a long while since i've been able to see other sorts of biomes, so i wonder - how is the sea? what kinds of creatures are there? do you have a favourite kind?

[ next to this, is a little doodle of a fish. ]

it's been a long time since i went swimming. i hope i can do that again soon... ah, but that's off topic. i'm not quite sure where i was going with this, but overall, i hope you're well. :)

sincerely,

some guy.

@sincerely-some-guy

[She picks at the seal, ripping the envelope slightly as she opens it and the paper flutters out, along with the flower. She blinks, taking the flower into her fingers and twirling it around as she inspected it. She smiled softly, placing it down on the desk next to the letter, which she lifts and starts to read.] Hello, Some Guy. Thank you for the well wishes, I am indeed doing quite nicely. I hope the same applies to you. It's true that I am indeed a ruler of the ocean, but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy gifts from the land! This is quite the peculiar flower, I'll have to ask Scott about it sometime. It will make a wonderful bookmark for my journal, thank you for gifting it to me! Don't worry too much about being formal; just be yourself. I prefer to see people as they are. The sea is quite nice! It's a deep turquoise at times, and a light cyan at others. It's quite salty though, so you'll get a lot of salt on the breeze. There are all kinds of creatures here, varying from turtles to dolphins to tropical fish. The most common marine life I see are axolotls, however! I try to care for them all equally, but I must admit that my axolotl guards, Sir Strawberry and Lady Marcellene hold a special place in my heart. [She's doodled a pair of axolotls in return, each labeled as Marcellene and Strawberry.] Swimming is rather refreshing, I must say. I do hope you get the chance to experience it once again. Thank you for the lovely letter, and the beautiful flower. Oceans Blessings, Lizzie

in rizzsters we trust