Yes, It Is. Sadly The Squeezing And Eye Popping Led To Severe Brain Damage And Caused You To Completely

[I CANT BREATH]

he prayed for times like this

reference to this!!

(Psst Hermes I'll give you candy instead)

I've spent the past few months planning this! And I took your measurements. While you weren't looking.

Mogswamp in a pretty wedding dress for the mythicalswamp wedding :D

I also dressed for the occasion :3

Me and @wassup-its-e are gonna be flower girls we’ve decided

We’re gonna fight to the death for the bouquet toss >:]

[ the crow descends with a caw, plopping the mail directly into lizzie's hands. it blinks at her, a strange look in its beady little eyes, before swooping to rest upon her head. the letter is clearly of importance. ]

hello, miss lizzie - i'm honestly a litle panicked while writing this. you see, i was contacting a friend of mine - martyn, i think you know him - and he mentioned to me that he wasn't doing very well, but then refused to elaborate. unfortunately, due to peculiar circumstances, i'm unable to travel to his world to try and ask him what's going on, and i'm afraid for his mental health. could you try and maybe see him or get in contact with him, to see what's going on?

sincerely,

some guy.

[ there are no doodles attached. unfortunately, this means business. ]

@sincerely-some-guy

[She smiled as she saw the crow, running her hand over it's back before opening the letter. Her smile slowly dropped the further she got, and she hastily began to write a response, her handwriting neat yet obviously rushed.]

You're right, I know who that is. I'd heard a little from Ren, but I didn't think it was quite this bad. I'll be heading over with Jimmy soon. Thank you for informing me. Oceans blessings, Lizzie [There is also a lack of doodles, sadly yet understandably.]

[now who was going to tell me about ashswagg and squiddo. -lou]

That sounds like a hassle! And for a potato? Interesting. I'm just hoping the delay means he hasn't sent it rather than an issue with the mail system.

Also, great pun. Dads in all kinds of servers would be proud of you.

Hi! It's me, your local Postmaster! Actually took me a bit to get my own mail hooked up to this new system, whoops... But I did it!

I build, I run some shops, I'm learning redstone... Feel free to ask me things, I love a good chitchat :)

Associated blogs: @joels-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @grians-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @docs-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @lizzies-mailbox

[OOC below the cut!]

Hi! Mod here! I'm Syl, she/her, if you see notes from @sylsoddsandends that's me! I'm new to the life series fandom and a little shy still but I wanna make some more friends to ramble with so I'm putting myself out there yippee :) if I've got anything ooc to add to a post I'll be talking in brackets [like this!]

This is of course not the real Pearl by any means and not meant to be associated with her, I am just a person who likes roleplaying!!!

No NSFW asks please! I might make the occasional joke but I don't want other people to approach me that way.

If there's shipping here it'll be gempearl but whether that happens kinda depends on whether someone makes a gem mailbox account and how they feel about it! If you do I'd love to discuss ^^

Assorted headcanons may also be at play, I'm a fan of Pearl as a moth hybrid and her getting to keep her life series dogs on hermitcraft ^^ this Pearl will also remember everything just as the other affiliated blogs do!

Ok I think that's everything I have to say, enjoy the blog, bye :)

Twirls my hair kicks my feet bites my nails flutters my eyelashes what could you possibly mean? :J

Jimmy who is it Jimmy. Who is it

Everyone I am thinking of is probably infinitely worse. Who is it Jim

i have no idea what you're talking about.

lizzie i am going to murder you when you wake up.

What yall know about Jizzie ?? :p

What can I say, other than "Just Keep Swimming?" I heard that from a very wise fish once. I think. It's rather tragic how you don't tend to get along with the fish, but I'd say we are good friends, no? But regardless, it's because of the height. I get to be a ten foot ancient sea goddess. Who doesn't wanna be ten foot?

I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.

lizzie ldshadowlady they could never make me hate you

ponyo is jizzie