First Post Here, Kinda Nervous !

[I'VE BEEN GIGGLING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES 😭 -lou]

when you're having "fun" in bed, who do you prefer doing it with, Jimmy or Lizzie??

What? Jimmy and I haven’t- the answer would be Lizzie either way but-

Joel’s face flushes heavily

I haven’t ’had fun’ with Jimmy. So Lizzie. Now leave

[i was about to go back and remove all my posts from maintags but then i got a notif saying I've made 100 posts and I just might cry.]

Alright, I understand! Lets hope that I don't- I mean the chickens don't- get hurt! Why do I get the feeling I just made a mistake with that? :')

Hello Pearl? Could I commission you for a rather..long shulker box? Approximately ten feet long. Let me know what you want for payment! -@lizzies-mailbox

...you want what?

I mean, I can certainly try, but I can't promise it'll fit too well in the system... I wish you luck though...

I take payments for things in diamonds and unspecified favors, take your pick.

[It's a ten-foot-long shulker box, which seems to be made of several shulker shells hinged together– presumably, the only way it can fit down the mail system is by being very bendy. Anyway, it's here, and Pearl has even dyed it pink for you. A note is attached:]

Good luck with your, er, "chickens". Don't worry, it's probably safe at this point since others have gone through just fine, we'd just rather not get sentenced to skyblock prison if anything goes awry.

- @pearls-mailbox

[She runs her finger across the shulker, pleasantly surprised at Pearl's cooperation. She chuckles at the mention of the skyblock before climbing in, putting in a stamp and sending herself off.] [The ride goes well, give for a few bumps and turns. Soon she arrives at a certain mailbox, climbing out and stretching her tensed limbs. She smiles at the person, giving them a little wave.] Hello Jimmy! @jimmys-mailbox

[ I know this is an LDshadowlady blog but MY LOVE FOR PIRATES PREVAILS. -luanne ]

too much talking!!

matching profile pictures LMAOOOO who's with me

these damn herons just love talking about themselves huh. guess who has a loose tongue after a few drinks. better screw that thing back on before that kite grabs your tail

okay but he's not dead???

i miss my gay best friend, jimmy.

i miss him a lot.

@scotts-mailbox

@grians-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @skizzles-mailbox

sorry for the tags but THIS IS SO COOL???

click it please

@jimmys-mailbox @grians-mailbox @gtwscars-mailbox

People only calling it Scar's bed like the truth isnt way funnier:

@itlw-mailbox

[I just processed the weird ass love triangle thing we're going to be in now thanks to GUIDE what do we do about that actually]

Ooh, that sounds nice! I'll be over soon ^^

Oceans blessings! It's nice to finally be able to contact you. How have you been? It's been a good minute since we've spoken. -@lizzies-mailbox [HELLO HELLO AND WELCOME!!! -lou]

lizzie !!! hello !!! ive been doing great ! ive missed talking to u :( how are u doing ?

[HI HELLO THANK YOU!!]