I Wouldn't Mind It!

Empires (S1) X life series AU: Lizzie knows

Hello tumblr people, hear ye hear ye, I have yet another AU to share with you.

A life series AU x Empires SMP au, where the ocean queens husband goes missing (by the hand of the Watchers) and ends up in 3rd life. Lizzie immedeately catches on, and forcefully puts herself in Last Life. Her goal becomes to weaken and destroy the Watchers, and free the players from the inside out.

Lizzie starts the fairy fort as a cover-up, makes a deal with Joel to win Tango's game and informs Martyn of her plan. Joel "kills" lizzie, to make it seem to the Watchers like they're against one another, and the fairy fort burns as an excuse for her to join the Shadow clan.

During the entirety of last life, she sows peoples souls together with a needle and thread, in preperation for double life. After last life ends, she forcefully starts double life instead of limited life (what the Watchers wanted). This change sucessfully frees Mumbo, Skizz and herself from the games. Besides that, the "you're dead but not really, because your soulmate died but you didn't", puts Ren put of action too.

This plan works for a little bit, but in LL the watchers catch on, bring some players back (but failed with mumbo) and blocks lizzie from entering the game. She manages to get in through Pearl, but gets immedeately noticed and thrown out.

In secret life, lizzie breaks back in and now starts putting her full focus on breaking the Canary curse and creating a portal out of the SL world. She opens a portal to the end, and let's herself fall, where she opens another portal to Empires with the help of Martyn. Both of them are briefly freed, but the Watchers catch on and bring Martyn back. BUT the Canary curse is broken, and the Watchers now have less power on Jimmy. He dies right after due to his own stupidity though.

Lizzie spend a lot of her power on opening those portals, and is now incredibly weakened. The Watchers add her to the games in her weakness, and she gets played like a fiddle in Wild Life. She'll have to try again next time.

This entire thing was a brain fart created by this song

I didn't think it was going to be quite this bad... :') I'm glad for that! You Don't Understand They Bit Me they bit me so much......

How are things going in Impossible Minecraft?

I mean, I know you're weird and have this thing going on with empires one (that was ages ago pearl!!! you don't see me talking about rivend..i mean. you know. That.)

I bet you're enjoying the water, with the sharks and whatnot. Do they listen to you? What about that bridge?

@scotts-mailbox

Oh, Impossible Minecraft.... I try not to think about it. It makes me feel like I'm back in the trenches. (The exploding trees...the crafting tables...) Yeah, I feel like empires one is the best one to focus on. Plus, ocean queen!! :D Do not remind me of the sharks they aren't part of our live laugh love household anymore

VOTE SHADOWROT!!!!! VOTE SHADOWROT!!!!!! VOTE SHADOWROT OR SHADOWROT WILL COME AFTER YOU!!!!!! CHEERS AND YELLS VOTE SHADOWROT!!!!!!

HCMBU SHOW DOWN ROUND 1: Treebark VRs Shadowrot!

Treebark(Martyn x ren)

submissions: 4

reasons:

Treebark is just canon (There is no heterosexual way to explain the life series)

Treebark: they have pets named after eachother them <<3333

Shadowrot(Lizzie x cleo)

submissions: 2

reasons:

1. SHADOWROT!! me (lizzie mod hello) and cleo moddie have made it canon to the universe technically :3

woman. Healthy happy woman. Kiss kiss woman. You get it<3

That was right before I called you a damaged egg, I think- 😭😭

Seablings save me

Og image :p

I think that's how you hold them? You should be fiiine... probably.

Yeah, go ahead and take a seat. I'll be back in a moment with the tea!

[ She gives Mog an encouraging thumbs up before leaving the scene to brew some tea. ]

Hello? This thing working?

C: Umm Ello! Oli helped me set this thingy up when he randomly popped up in my super flat world umm- Feel free to mail me I guess? Idk;-; ima go back to building now-

Cc: Sup! I’m also the same Mod for Oli’s mailbox I go by Sharks or Phil(🦉) and this one was opened up purely because one of my irl friends begged for Mogswamp and can’t open one themselves, this will be mainly theirs but set up with my account lol, The other mode goes by Silli(🦐)! We’ll sign off different for Cc interactions :P

Associated blogs for RP:

Hermitcrafters: @joels-mailbox @docs-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @pearls-mailbox @gtwscars-mailbox @skizzles-mailbox @tangos-mailbox @gems-mailbox @rendogs-mailbox @impulses-mailbox @xisumavoids-mailbox @cleos-mailbox @bdubs-mailbox @npgs-mailbox @grumbots-mailbox

None hermits and random people??: @jimmys-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @lizzies-mailbox @itlw-mailbox @sincerely-some-guy @eyesremain @sausages-mailbox @triviabots-mailbox @orionsound-mailbox

(Open for all to interact though feel free to chat:D!)

[It's a shulker with a note and a couple complimentary stamps inside.]

Testing from Grian's box! If you're getting this, his box is all fixed :D

- @pearls-mailbox

[A shulker is sent back, this time not wet! *cheer sfx* There's a seashell along with the letters, a rounded and flat sand dollar.] Hello there, Pearlio! I got the message alright, and it's much easier to send mail now! Thank you so much for the help, I've sent a little something as a gift. :)

Aww! I recorded it.

meow :3

awhhh !

meow !

[ don't tell anyone he did that. ]

Who knows, they might be really nice!

I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.

its canon now

(silly ask incoming)

are you... what they call... yaoi?

@sincerely-some-guy

silly question of course I am

[Wipes a tear]

They grow up so fast...

Mogswamp in a pretty wedding dress for the mythicalswamp wedding :D

I also dressed for the occasion :3

Me and @wassup-its-e are gonna be flower girls we’ve decided

We’re gonna fight to the death for the bouquet toss >:]