Lizza-yarnscaping - ANTI-STRAIGHT

I don’t think I could talk about The Sandman on here because, like, Neil Gaiman is here, just hanging out. I’d be like “Oh, I like how they visualized this one scene, it was different from the comics but I don’t think they original comics visualizations would have worked in live action “ or whatever And then Neil Gaiman might appear like “Yeah, we were having trouble figuring out how to do that scene until one of our production designers had a vivid hallucination while eating a 3AM Gyro purchased from an all-night food truck outside the Bass Pro Shop pyramid” and I don’t think I’m ready for that experience. Alternatively, I could say “Dream is a little too scrungly to be a classic Tumblr Sexyman, but he is prime meow-meow blorbo material” and Neil Gaiman might appear and say “Yeah, we were having trouble figuring out the exact ratio of Sexyman, poor little meow meow, and Blorbo, but the final characterization appeared to Tom Sturridge in a vivid hallucination while eating a 3AM Gyro purchased from an all-night food truck outside the Bass Pro Shop pyramid” and I don’t think I’m ready for THAT either.

You say the sweetest things darling 😘

@lizza-yarnscaping you've finally made it as my tumblr crush. So hot 🥵 I'm like, so obsessed with you.

YOU hate JK Rowling!

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?

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If you're in a pinch and thread and needles are unavailable, I'd recommend using superglue to hold yourself together

i love having a corporeal form. i love eating warm food on cold days. i love taking hot showers. i love sleeping on clean sheets. i delight in earthly decadence. i wake up and eat warm bread slathered in butter. i own multiple pairs of soft fuzzy socks. this body is so comfy and i'm not returning it any time soon

The one my nana wished she had: not tripping over anything and everything, big and small

The one my nana actually had: every single watch she held or wore, would would stop working within the day and never be able to be fixed- even if she only carried it through a gift-wrapped box

mundane superpower you have vs mundane superpower you wish you had?