DEALER!MATT WHO… / HEADCANONS

loosely inspired by @worldlxvlys and their incredible dealer w/ benefits series!

dealer!matt who always has a joint rolled for his favourite customer, way before she knocks on his door.

dealer!matt who makes sure to have her favourite cartoon queued up on his tv so he can hit play the moment the roach burns out.

dealer!matt who always lets her roll the next joint, chuckling when she gets him to lick the length of the open side, sealing it shut.

dealer!matt who has a fuck ton of brightly coloured lighters with flower stickers and god knows what else drawn and plastered on them, always making sure to pocket one of them so he has a reminder of his favourite girl wherever he goes.

dealer!matt who lets her tag along on late night deals because he hates leaving her alone when she’s high.

dealer!matt who lets her crash at his place almost every time she comes over because she gives the best cuddles.

dealer!matt who breaks another dealer’s nose and jaw after sucker punching him because he sold some laced shit to his girl.

dealer!matt who can’t help but trail his finger tips along her thighs because he loves seeing her squirm and he finds amusement in the way goosebumps show up the second he touches her.

dealer!matt who goes silent the moment he hears her gasps and whines as he kisses down her neck, and has to hold himself back because those sounds spilling from her mouth are like heaven to him.

dealer!matt who pouts when she won’t kiss him goodbye after she picks up her weed and can’t stay.

dealer!matt who loves to leave dark hickies wherever visible when he knows she’s going out either that night or the next because he doesn’t want anyone getting the wrong idea.

dealer!matt who gets squirmy and fidgety when he’s high, but only around her because he wants nothing more than to feel every possible inch of her skin that he can.

dealer!matt who nearly rips into the upholstery of his couch as he digs his nails into it because he’s so sensitive when he’s high and she can’t stop teasing him.

dealer!matt who will refuse to name any other dealers the moment she asks because he’s right there and she doesn’t need to buy from anyone else.

dealer!matt who refuses to accept monetary payment from her, instead opting for a more physical payment, loving the way she twitches and writhes beneath him.

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lizsstory

1 year ago

TRISHA PAYTAS IS LITERALLY ME

I AM ONE WITH TRISHA PAYTAS

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lizsstory

1 year ago

NO HOMO

Since you asked so kindly, I'd request for Leon Kennedy x reader where he's acting as a brotherly or fatherly figure to her

Bit SFW for today... Might come back later to ask for something NSFW

father figure || leon kennedy x reader fic

title credits to: @craig-thespaceman for the name because i couldnt come up with one lol

warnings: angst kinda, daddy issues if u squint, kissing, making out, slight suggestive content ! | what you read isnt my responsibility

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you were sitting around, fidgeting with your fingers. leon walked in and sat beside you. ‘hey kid, what are you up to?’. you then went on to tell him about the bad day you were having.

he listened to you , nodded, and gave you an understanding smile. ‘i get it kiddo, i was there once too, you’ll make it through’ he said.

he pulled you in for a hug, squeezing slightly, although he couldn’t really control it.

‘hey y/n, i have something i think could help you feel better.’ he said, before turning your head to him with his thumb and finger. he pulled you close and pressed a kiss against your lips.

‘was that okay’ he asked you, you nodded. ‘good. that means i can do this’ he said pulling you in for another kiss. this time though, you leaned in desperately, wanting more.

his lips felt so plush and soft under yours. you ran your hands through his blond hair. he guided your lips, hands on your shoulders.

you pulled away for a second to catch your breath. while doing so you couldn’t help but look at his pink, swollen from kissing lips. they looked so beautiful. you looked up to his eyes. they were glossy and looking at you intensely.

you kissed him again, deeply. his hands trailing down from your stomach to your thighs. his hands neared a little to close to your core. this continued until ada walked in. ‘EW! GROSS!’

‘moment ruined’ leon said, making you let out a breathy laugh. ‘i hope to continue this later’ he said, walking off with a smirk.

god, hes pretty, you thought to yourself.

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lizsstory

1 year ago

after seeing someone be misgendered, stu would say “She goes by they/them pronouns 😒”

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lizsstory

1 year ago