To What, The Fucking Supermarket? I Refuse To Believe This Man Is Traveling Off World Of His Own Volition.

I just watched the funniest movie of my life. It's called The Fly (1986) on ×2 speed.

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Dude, I would be so pissed if someone threw up on my leg and it disentrigrated. What do you mean your vomit is acid and I've just lost my hand and leg. Fuck you dude.

I think everyone is forgetting one important fact about the Laudanum though: it was produced/distributed by CMOT Dibbler. I don't think it was of the highest quality to begin with. While it might have still been hazardous/druggy, it might have been a weaker dilution of whatever.

Hello Mr Gaiman,

In episode 3 season 2 of Good Omens, Crowley drinks poison and isn't discorporated. Which had me wondering if it was normal or not. From what I understood, when on Earth, demons and angel can be discorporated by stuff that would kill humans (car accidents, fire, being shot...). Does it apply to intoxication as well, or it takes external damage to be discorporated? If not, then why did Crowley survive? Is it because he was a snake, or because he can eliminate intoxicating subtances from his body (like alcohol, but then again he can still have hangovers so idk) - or am I just wrong to assume that it should have damaged him?

Thank you if you answer (and even if you don't)!

Angelic systems are definitely more robust than human ones, even when inside a human-style body. We've seen Crowley drink quantities of whisky and wine that would kill a human or render one unconscious. He gets drunk, but his system seems to cope.

Excuse me, but who was going to tell me that the guy who played Milligan is 6'6?! Surely that can't be right?

No wonder he voiced Thor in the latest God of War, the dude could have been Thor if Marvel possessed any sense.

The King of the Claudes Kick-off!

Hello everyone! We're so excited to begin our tournament which will start at 7 PM EST. Again, we're planning on scheduling one poll a day, each one lasting one week and having five polls a week. You can submit propaganda via our ask box or by tagging us to reblog it @kingoftheclaudes. Match-ups can be found via our pinned post and that will update with each new poll. Thank you all so much for sending in propaganda so far and we hope everyone has fun!

And, on a related note...

Happy Birthday Claude Rains!

The only thing keeping me going rn is the hope I'll see my boyfriend tomorrow and the hope I'll hang out with my friends this weekend.

Also the need episode of Doctor Who is tomorrow so that's pretty cool.

Righty-tighty lefty-loosy doesn't work if I don't know my right from my left.

Shout out to my homophobic mom for buying me a necklace years ago that's colors align almost perfectly with the bi flag. It's like fate or irony or something.

Who was going to tell me Superman and Lois was starting their last season? I purposely never watched the last two episodes of season 3 because I thought the show was canceled and I heard Superman died or something.

he's such a whore i love him

I for one, welcome our new Transgender Alien overlords