”what’s Your Favorite TOS Ship?”

I don't understand Tristan's plan for hiding his smoking in S2, E1. Like, I don't understand what the bottles were for other than to look busy whenever Siegfried came into the room. Can someone explain it to me?

"The toast screams every second of the day to be released from the confines of it's crunchy body so that it may once more wreak havoc upon the world."

So I'm working on finishing those three fanfics I started last semester. Kind of proud of this sentence. It needs some hammering out, but overall it captures the tone pretty much perfectly.

I mean, it's kinda hard to make a dude into a different species, expecially when you have the budget of exactly 23 cents. Even if you know what it's suppose to look like.

Every time I see an orangutan in media I have to wonder if the creators have ever seen an orangutan.

Exhibit A, Dr. Zaius:

But I can’t complain too much, I mean; can you imagine THIS GUY trying you for heresy?

Jerking off my computer so it will update faster.

For the love of GOD vote for Claude.

Claude Rains (The Adventures of Robin Hood, The Invisible Man, Mr. Skeffington, Now Voyager)—Is Claude maybe a bit too classy to be considered scrungly? Maybe, but I don't care! He's Claude Rains and he deserves to win at something. :) While he could be very smooth and suave (and sometimes deliciously evil), every once in a while, he could be pretty adorable, too! And the movie Now Voyager gave him the line: "roasting weenies??" And there are so many moments in Phantom of the Opera or Mr. Skeffington where I just want to give him a hug!

Sid James (Hell Drivers, Carry On Camping, Carry On Doctor, Three Hats for Lisa, Bless This House)—Sid James has the kind of scrungly face that looks like a guy has spent his youth boxing but now breeds canaries. Yes, he became legendary as the kind of bloke who is always happy to eye up the ladies and pull a fast one on the system, but he could also do terrifying gangster and comforting dad who might grumble a bit but will always be there for his family.

This is round 1 of the contest. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. If you're confused on what a scrungle is, or any of the rules of the contest, click here.

[additional submitted propaganda + scrungly videos under the cut]

Claude Rains:

Blooper from the Prince and the Pauper

every time i see claude rains he's in a different wig and doing a different thing to fuck me up

Sid James:

Me if I worked at UNIT.

It was 15 years of heartache for the Doctor and Donna's family, but for Donna and her daughter they just girl bossed their way out of it in only 5 minutes.

Good for them.

So yeah, I thought it would be a good idea to start Succession after it had ended and I just got through season 1. I have a few questions and a few observations.

Questions:

How much did that brain hemorrhage really affect Logan's personality? At the beginning of episode one we get to see how he interacts with people, but it wasn't enough time for me to get a good enough read on his personality before the brain bleed. I get that he's always been ruthless, but how much of that was turned up to 11? Through snippets of shared childhood memories, it seems that he's always kinda been this way. But has he?

What is up with Tom? He seems to really love Shiv, but when he's interacting with any other member of the family it seems like more than him just wanting to be accepted. It seems like he's trying to worm his way into the family and, by extention, the company. I get the aggression/relationship with Greg. He found someone in the family lower on the pecking order than he is. But is he a good guy? He wanted to release those documents to the public, but was that his good person conscious or was it just him thinking about what would be good for the company?

Lastly, what's going on with Roman's character? For the most part he's a very weasely person, going with the flow to see what can benefit him at any given time. But what's that about him being sent to military school as a child because he was the weakest of the siblings? Him asking that girl to marry him and her calling him out asking if he thinks that's how he can get people to stay? Him cowering behind stuff when his fathers mad, resulting in him backing out on Kendall? I don't know if I particularly like him, but he's definitely intriguing.

Maybe I'm just not very media literate, but I know complex characters when I see one and omg. I guess give me a Preschool show because my emotions can't handle it.

And as for observations, the only thing I have to say is that the acting is amazing, especially with Jeremy Strong and Kieran Culkin. Like I said, the way they sometimes cower when Logan's being extra dominant is soooo good.

Wish me luck going in to season 2!

Yeah yeah, we all took history. I got the main takeaway though so that's all that matters.

Fr guys I could say ANYTHING.