Me And Bestie Watching As The Person We Came To Burgle Gets Shot Six Times And Fucking Dies (the Only

Happy twenty first Birthday to me!

William Shatner (Star Trek, The Twilight Zone)- captain kirk gets his clothing randomly ripped every other episode. everyone around him wants to hit on him. he is hot

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How dare my mother say that Sharknado 3 has better dialogue than Bride of Reanimator. 😤

Kinda sick of my body waiting until my roommates in the room so it can make the most ungodly stomach noises known to mankind. It sounds like my body's about to both die of starvation and violently shit at the exact same time. For NO reason.

It's kinda impressive.

Doug: I think we're going to have to kill this guy, Shadow.

Shadow:

I should finish this.

I'm not usually a fan of films based off of Stephen King, but this line goes hard as fuck.

Finished the Gunfighters.

RIP Scotty Steele. May he be in the Great Tailand in the sky with all the femboys he can handle.

Also, they should have shown the tape on the screens behind Jesse on Easter Sunday.

Edit:

Nevermind, his wife chasing him with a gun was much better.

Future racists. Fantastic.

Et tu, Hoochy Pie?

I had the weirdest dream last night, so I thought I'd share it here before it's completely gone from my mind.

It was set in Ankh-Morpork and there were two people from the future. One was a dude who was a private detective, and one was a woman who was the patrician. The city had moved out of the Victorian Era style and now everyone was dressed like it was the 1920's.

So, these two people travel back in time and they're like "cool, we can meet the people who made this city great". So they meet Sam Vimes and he follows them around since they are acting strange.

They make it to the Patrician's palace, and the woman is in awe about every little thing. Birdbaths, benches, everything.

She makes it to the Oblong Office, and a woman opens the door. The time traveler asks if she can meet Lord Vetinari, and then everything loses sound as this other woman (who I guess is a nurse?) mouths that Vetinari has just died. The future patrician walks away in slow motion as cameras click like it's an emotional scene in a movie. She's wide eyed and in shock.

And then it ends with dude doing a Benjamin Button and aging backwards until he dies for some reason. Kind of weird considering I haven't watched that movie since I was in 9th grade but whatever.

Fin