First Of All, I Don't Know What You're Talking About In The Slightest.

Everytime I read one of Lipwig's books, I have to gaslight myself into believing that he was never referred to as Alfred Spangler at the beginning of Going Postal.

"Alfred Spangler? Never heard of him. Now Albert Spangler on the other hand..." over and over again in my brain. Surely it'll stick one day.

"The toast screams every second of the day to be released from the confines of it's crunchy body so that it may once more wreak havoc upon the world."

So I'm working on finishing those three fanfics I started last semester. Kind of proud of this sentence. It needs some hammering out, but overall it captures the tone pretty much perfectly.

Lurking Fear (1994) has got some of the most untapped potential that I've ever seen in a B-rated horror movie. Like, there are so many aspects of it that could have been really cool, but the only real thing it delivered was an awesome Jeffery Combs performance (as if there's any other kind).

The designs for the monsters are actually pretty cool as long as they aren't lingered on for too long. For the majority of the movie, their pretty spooky because they're only seen briefly as they attack before they disappear. We only see the maimed townsfolk and the aftermath. But then that one started talking and I kid you not, I almost dropped to the floor I was laughing so hard.The delivery of "You called me Satan >:(" in that stupid deep evil voice was too much for me man.

Almost everything else sucked.

How dare my mother say that Sharknado 3 has better dialogue than Bride of Reanimator. 😤

God I hope I'm done with Man of La Mancha before I get an animal next semester. I don't want to name a cat Dulcinea, but I will if I have to.

BIGOT DOWN!!!!!!

I just started the original All Creatures Great and Small series. I think it's really great and charming so far, but I'm only on episode 2 and they've already killed a horse and a dog. Idk if I have the mental fortitude if it's going to be an every episode thing.

Bold take:

As an avid watcher of Columbo, I think if I were sucked into the show and killed someone I would get away with it.

I have the advantage on all of the other killers because I know Columbo. I know how he thinks, and I won't let him drive me crazy like he does everyone else.

Day one of twitters Shadamy week: movies

I feel like Frankenstien kinda fits shadow and his lore really well.

also probably have to specify that shadow was probably the one who picked the movie.

It was 15 years of heartache for the Doctor and Donna's family, but for Donna and her daughter they just girl bossed their way out of it in only 5 minutes.

Good for them.