Holy Shit. Ben & Jerry's Aren't Fucking Around

Ugly boy. Stinky man

A sign at my favorite bookstore

Do you ever get really sad about where you are in life and how much easier it would be to stop trying but then you think about your mom finding out how much you want to get rid of the life she gave you and that keeps you going for another few weeks then the cycle repeats itself until it's your birthday and you've somehow made it to 21

Blep

My favorite moment of the substitute teacher was her asking if it was important and then fully committing herself to making it happen. I love her more then words can say

I need some help from some old gods fans, tonight was the Morgantown leg of the tour and I went but I ended up having a panic attack and had to leave the show early cause I just couldn't make myself go back in (I had my dad there with me and he helped me calm down and reassured me there was no shame in leaving early) but I still really wanna know what the rest of the show had to offer, I left right as the new granny underwood story started.

I understand if someone can't tell me everything but I'd really appreciate knowing what happened next, thanks family!

I'm a slut for cottage core gingerbread houses so I made one!

Spoilers for the pretty polly arc!!!

I can't help but picture polly being sent to her room after she was poofed away by dear old dad, and her sitting on a twin sized bed in a child's room pouting and telling a stuffed animal that her daddy is dumb and unfair, I can't stop picturing it.