I Hate Stairs Because They Make Me Feel Hystairical

Free them

I found a cursed thing on etsy and thought it'd be funny to redraw it as the algebraliens

Feel free to use this as a template or whatever lmao, it'd be funny to see more versions of this. (Also I really want to see Four reacting to the four creature in this lmao)

Not too proud of the shading/lighting, but I've been demotivated lately and needed to draw something lol.

Vintage Porcelain Heart

Why must I always have to reshape

Running away trying to make a last ditch escape

From her piercingly cruel expression agape

Failing to escape her sharp talons in my dreamscape

With every little pick and jab at my clay skin

I can only bare it with a hesitant nod and grin

Making her think she will lay claim to a win

As my porcelain heart starts to break within

Why must I continuously try to reshape

Even when her sharpness leaves a bitter scrape

As the thinly veiled hairs stand up on my nape

Always patching my porcelain heart with flimsy tape

With every chip and fracture of my porcelain heart

I’ll pick up the pieces even after I’ve fallen apart

Accepting the chipped porcelain as vintage art

So I can finally be awoken with a fresh new start

A new show coming to a channel near you!

Ophidian Fun

Do you have a guilty conscience yet

Only after being caught in a narrow net

We both know you hold no true regret

Lying like a serpent pretending upset

Failing to slither away to discard the blame

Always slithering to avoid the shame

Preying on the smallest within your aim

Never seeing people recognizing your game

Do you hold a guilty conscience yet

Acting like everyone will just up and forget

Choosing to stick to a dumb game of roulette

As you treat everyone like a little mousy pet

Forgetting that we hold the power of your name

You can no longer use your ill-gotten fame

As we throw you in your self righteously made flame

Placing your picture in its right funeral frame

Warning to the Judge

You can judge me all you want

You can give others your childish taunt

You can whisper behind them all

Just to make you feel just a wee bit tall

As you put off the judgment of inner essence

Your actions become a toxically lime luminescence

Failing to see it even without wool on your eyes

Complaining when foe allies spread similar lies

You may judge all you want

You will chase away all confidant

You won’t have anyone to gossip to in the hall

How does it feel to be just a wee bit small

Missing Midnight

Why couldn’t I live any longer in the blue light

Drinking it up like a lycanthrope at midnight

Now an owl among the eagles in the harsh sunlight

Wishing for cover for my burning plight

Half lidded eyes forced to endure the yellow hue

Begging for the return of the midnight blue

To burst into a fleeting flight feeling anew

Akin to a bat chirping happily as they flew

Why couldn’t I live under the shining moon

Dancing in it like a vampire humming a heartless tune

Forever an owl among the eagles in the hot afternoon

Desiring to be a silken moth in a comfy cocoon

I shall endure the seething glare of the sun

Never giving them the joy of becoming undone

For I absolutely refuse to get up and run

Even if the eagles love to make fun

I know there are mistakes here, but I'm happy with the work done! When animating, even something so simple, I get a lot of errors, so this is a challenge for me!

What is up with this recent tendency in the fandom character tags to mention everyone in the cast even though the post is literally just some tepid-ass take on one character or some unrelated ship.

Like - y'all.

Tumblr has no algorithm and does not work like Instagram and TikTok- tagging every character under the sun unless they're relevant to the post will not get you more reach or numbers or follows or whatever else.

It will, however, have your post show up for folks who don't want to see it (and even have a specific tag blocked) at which point they will become annoyed and block your account at best, or report your account as a potential spambot at worst.

Ffs. Keep that TikTok-ass algorithm pandering out of sites that literally are not built that way, and require you to do the 'heavy lifting' i.e. building your mutuals and followers from ground up + doing your own research and curating your own timeline to reflect it.

I could eat fried eggs everyday! Absolutely scrumptious :P