Fuck All Philosophy Except For Whatever The Hell Diogenes Was Trying To Teach

“My eyes were glued on life and they were full of tears.”

— Jack Kerouac, from “Atop an Underwood: Early Stories and Other Writings,”

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you’re actually wishing a few million years too late. That star is dead, just like your fucking dreams.

“I am tired of myself tonight. I should like to be somebody else.”

— The Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde

i couldnt stop you i couldnt stop you

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

when albert camus said “the sea; i didnt lose myself in it. i found myself in it” and when sylvia plath said “if i lived by the sea i would never be really sad” and when hozier said “love, when the sea rises to meet us” and when an anonymous writer said “and yet my heart wanders away, my soul roams with the sea” and when homer said “I’d rather die at sea”

Human Frailty by Salvator Rosa, 1656