Bruce: Today I realised I'm old
Clark: What happened?
Bruce: I fell in the kitchen and instead of laughing, all my kids came running to see if I was ok
Clark:
Bruce: I saw fear in their eyes
Death Note AU where hbomberguy makes a five hour long video about youtuber Light Yagami that's initially completely unrelated to the murders (Light would probably plagiarize or have really unhinged right-wing political takes if he was on youtube)
but halfway through he reveals that while researching he stumbled upon evidence that Light might be behind the Kira murders, and then spends like fourty minutes explaining the concept of a shinigami, an hour explaining how he thinks Light used one to commit murders, and then another hour explaining Light's ideology and why the concept of criminals being inherently evil is flawed
He finishes the video by addressing Light directly and telling him that he (Hbomberguy) had his name legally changed before uploading the video, to something that only he knows, making it impossible for Light to kill him
One time the batkids all decided to get gag gifts for Bruce on father's day but they all ended up getting mugs so now Bruce has a collection of mugs he rotates thru every day:
Dick: Batman mug with the message,Holy Children,Batman!
Jason: Dad,thanks for not pulling out that night
Tim: It's not a dad bod it's a father figure
Damian: (arrow pointing up) Not the worst dad
Cass: Dad,thanks for teaching me how to be a man even though I'm your daughter
Steph: Best dad ever keep that shit up
Duke: World's okayest dad
#Friendship goals G.I. Robot and Nina Mazursky Creature Commandos Season 1 Episode 1
Favourite ship dynamic: no one truly knows what exactly is going on between the two characters, including the characters themselves. But whatever it is, it's written in the fabric of the universe.
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23 - She/Her - Bisexual You can call me Anna Linktree
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