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EMERGENCY!!:NEED AN ESSAY WRITTEN? NEED AN ESSAY REVISED OR PROOFED?

I will do it for you!

I’m currently having a huge emergency and need to make sure my bills get paid by the 21st

I’m offering my skills with essays to whoever may need them.

IF YOU NEED AN ESSAY REVISED OR PROOFREAD:

Copyediting is part of my IRL job. Your paper will be flawless.

IF YOU NEED AN ESSAY WRITTEN:

I’m your girl. I’ve never gotten less than an A on an essay in my entire life.

I can write in ANY SUBJECT!

I can write ANY FORMAT/STYLE!

I can write IN A TIME CRUNCH!

I can use as many of whatever sources you need.

I WILL GET YOU AN A

Pricing:

$2/page for copyediting

$5/page for an ORIGINAL ESSAY (275-300 words per page)

$10 to RUSH (for papers due in 48 hours or less)

I hate to be the person begging on tumblr, especially since I have to be vague right now, but PLEASE, PLEASE signal boost and reblog even if you don’t need my help. Like I said, this is a huge emergency and MY FUTURE AS A STUDENT DEPENDS ON IT. I have never been so terrified in my life.

Again, I feel horrible asking, but if any of you have a spare 5 you could slip me no questions asked, I can totally make you some art of anything you choose, too. My PayPal is toribelle73@gmail.com.

THANKS IN ADVANCE!!

This is Eman a Biotechnologist from Gaza. Asking for help is not easy. It's not easy at all. You have no idea how mentally and emotionally tiring this is. But when thinking that the price is my family's life, getting out of here safely and achieve my doctoral degree dream, it just pushes me more and more to do this until we reach our goal. I'm here as I try to reach out to more people asking for their help to support our family's campaign so we can survive while all you have to do is literally donating even by just the price of your morning coffee or maybe a simple breakfast, So I think I'm not asking for so much. We're really tired of living under these catastrophic conditions for a whole 10 months. Your generosity will not only change our lives but also remind us that even in our darkest hour, we are not alone. https://gofund.me/d597b8e2

i hope this reaches many people in hopes that you receive much help. I know it's scary out there so please keep your head high.

sending love and light to all. we got this, baby 💋

Reasons I believe my friend is secretly some kind of deity

1) First time we spoke was a week after the beggining of freshman year she summed up my entire character and most of the events of my life Sherlock style. I asked her how the hell she knew all that. She just shrugged and said she figured out our entire class already.

2) The one time we had religion class instead of ethics she listened to the teacher for a few minutes, laughed and told me:

“Humans have wished to be gods so much they’ve forgotten they have to ability to create them. Imagination has truly suffered from this ‘monotheism’ stuff.”

I was confused and asked her if she was an atheist. She rolled her eyes and said:

“Oh I believe in god alright. I just don’t think the bastard deserves to be worshipped.”

3) Out of nowhere she gave me this advice:

“The only truth a liar ever told was that lies weren’t going to save you. Don’t become the liar who has to pass that wisdom on, because they speak from experience.”

4) To this day, she has one of those old-timey phones with buttons she only uses to ocassionally call someone. When I asked her why she never got a smartphone she got pouty:

“I hate social media. On Facebook they talk a lot but never say anything. If I wanted to listen to people moan about their problems and ask for help they don’t expect I’d listen to their prayers.” (Notice the choice of words)

5) I noticed she was stiff and I offered her a massage since I’m really good at it but when i started kneading her back I swear to this day those were not muscles I felt. I asked her what she did to turn her muscles into rocks covered with a thin layer of skin and she kinda froze then shrugged and said she was just really, really stiff. My hands hurt after ten minutes when I can usually go for an hour. Next time I offered she seemed surprised and laughed. She still has rocks for muscles.

6) We were having a debate over the way neural pathways are formed (I study biology and she forensics) and I jokingly asked if I could have her brain for study when she dies. She laughed.

“Sure, if you find a way to kill me you can have it. I’m actually curious what you’re gonna find.”

7) One time she was tired and miserable and I tried to comfort her. We both have really dark sense of humor so I told her she could scare the dead out of their graves with that glare. She told me the dead can’t come back and I rolled my eyes and said 'obviously’ but she continued:

“When you die you descend to the underworld with nothing to lose. To keep you, they give you something to lose. When you want to return, they will demand it back. That’s why nobody ever leaves. The only way out is to never enter.”

8) One day she just came up to me with a disappointed look on her face. When I asked her what was wrong she was quiet for a few seconds and then just told me:

“Betrayals committed in good intentions are still damning. Just… keep that in mind.” Then she left and didn’t speak to me for three days. I still don’t know what she meant but even three years later I haven’t forgotten it.

9) We were casually sitting on a bench when, out of nowhere, she asked me: “Is it just me or have humans gotten dumber? Or have they always been this stupid and I just haven’t been paying attention?”

10) She asked me if I ever wondered what it was like to die. I said no but told her I would tell her when I found out. I meant it as a ghost joke but she smiled at me and said:

“Great. I’ll wait for you to come back. Maybe you’ll even remember me.”

In conclusion, she is some kind of low-key god and she lost her faith in humanity even before we lost our faith in her but she’s stuck with us because immortality is a bitch.

P.S. I just remembered her name is a variation on 'Eve’. Maybe I should reconsider my atheist status?!

UPDATE (Jan 9, 2019): Since people liked this so much I’m making it a thing. All I have about Eve can be found under #god goes to college

BBM apologist: gusto ko ibalik ang martial law

the real martial law: 70,000 illegal detentions/ wrongly imprisoned, 34,000 were tortured, at least 3,200 innocent people were killed.

Shared by Sydney Lopez in Anyone by Bongbong: Remastered , illustrations by Rappler

Electric shock – Electric wires are attached to the victim’s fingers, arms, head and in some cases, genitalia.

San Juanico Bridge – The victim lies between two beds and if his/her body falls, he/she will be beaten.

Truth serum – An injection administered in hospitals and used for interrogation, making a victim “talk drunkenly.”

Russian roulette – Loading a bullet into one chamber of a revolver, spinning the cylinder, and then forcing the victim to pull the trigger while pointing the gun at his/her own head.

Beating – Victim is beaten by a group of soldiers.

Pistol-whipping – The victim is beaten with a rifle butt.

Water cure – Water is forced through the victim’s mouth and then forced out by beating.

Strangulation – Constriction of the victim’s neck done by hand, electric wire, or steel bar.

Cigar and flat iron burns – Victims of torture are inflicted with burns using cigarettes, and even a flat iron.

Pepper torture – A “concentrated pepper substance” is put on the victim’s lips or rubbed on his/her genitalia.

reblog this if you didn’t think you’d make it to 2021

no offence but there is literally nothing morally wrong with cheating on tests/at school… it’s up there with piracy on the list of Crimes Everyone Is Convinced Are Wrong And Harmful But If You Actually Think About Them For 12 Seconds It’s Fine And You Definitely Should Commit Them At Some Point

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i am bored, parang gusto ko magsend ng pdf file attachment tas block ko after.

DEAR EDUCATIONALLY NEGLECTED HOMESCHOOLERS

I’ve gathered some resources and tips and tricks on self-educating after educational neglect. This is only what I did and what I know helped me. I’m about to graduate college with honors after having no education past the age of 9. I wouldn’t be here without the following. Everything is free, and at/well above the standard for education in the US.

The holy grail: Khan Academy. Nearly every course you could take is available here, in order and by grade level. Their open-source free courses rival some of the college classes I’ve taken. This is your most solid resource.

For inattentive types: Crash Course offers a variety of courses that are snappy, entertaining, and extremely rewarding. They work for my ADHD brain. They also have college prep advice, which is essential if you’re looking to go to higher education with no classroom experience.

To catch up on your reading: There are certain books that you may have read had you gone to school that you’ve missed out on. This list is the most well-rounded and can fill you in on both children’s books and classic novels that are essential or at least extremely helpful to be familiar with. You can find a majority of these easily at a local library (and some for free in PDF form online low key). There are a few higher level classics in here that I’d highly recommend. If it doesn’t work for you, I’d always recommend asking your local librarian.

*BE AWARE* The book list I recommend suggests you read Harry Potter books, and given their transphobic author you may or may not want to read them. If you choose to, I’d highly recommend buying the books secondhand or borrowing from a library to avoid financially supporting a living author with dangerous and damaging views.

TEST, TEST, TEST: Again, Khan Academy is your go-to for this. I don’t personally like standardized testing, but going through SAT and ACT courses was the best way I found to really reveal my gaps so that I could supplement.

Finally: As much as you can, enjoy the process. Education can be thrilling and teach you so much about yourself, and help shape your view of the world. It can get frustrating, but I’d like to encourage you that everyone can learn. No pace is the perfect pace, and your learning style is the right learning style for you. In teaching yourself, be patient, be kind, and indulge in the subjects you really enjoy without neglecting others. You are your teacher. Give yourself what others chose not to.

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