Do Not Blame Me For Who I Am. The Doctor Prescribed Me 20 ML Of #dorcas Meadowes Twice A Day.

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ok thinking rn i think ill post more than 4 chapters this time

and this is what im doing

k so you probably know the YOU'RE gay you're gay you're one of them queers you're girly pop woof audio on tiktok right? which one of them is which marauders era character

literally who doesn't know the sound

YOU'RE GAY- that's definitely remus and james since they wouldn't realize sth even if it's clear af but especially james

you're gay- that's cas and lily. they already knew. it's an affirmation.

you're one of them queers- peter. peter all the way. peter has no other way of confirming that you're, indeed, gay.

you're girly pop- marlene and mary. no rules. and they'll also flap their left hand to prove how gay you are.

WOOF- sirius. not just because they're a dog. that's his reaction. (it means i'm also gay in doggish)

Remus: I have an empty notebook and I have no idea what to put in. Any suggestion?

James: Put spaghetti in it.

Remus: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone excepting you.

Sirius: put spaghetti in it.

Remus: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone exceptin----

Peter: put spaghetti in it

Remus: I am currentl---

James: put spaghetti in it.

Remus: I am no longer taking suggestions.

✨sirius headcanons✨

first

my poor child

hates being pitied

james calls him sirikins and it pisses him endlessly

enby (he/they/rai in no order of preference) (all pronouns are fine though)

+gay

my traumatized kid 🥺

they were with a dude named ethan who used sirius

once called mcg mom (he secretly doesn't regret it)

loves everything about remus

like remus with his self-esteem and sirius tells him he's beautiful and fluff and i skfisjk

queen all the way, excuse me!

he's a combo of killer queen, lady stardust and black dog

stop with ben barnes, my fancast for him is my classmate bc they're both twinks

sometimes still thinks about what walby would think of him

just. loves smells like teen spirit fsr

oh and maneskin

him + damiano = besties

pnuk

arsonnn commit arson on the immortal queen

gay gay gay

amazing person but he wouldn't admit it and he doesn't think that

would kill himself for his friends bc they've done sm for him

has a great collection of hair ribbons (from james who)

i bet hari had double the money in gringotts bc sirius and james exist and stuff

loves ramen

trauma and anxiety and all that bc the blacks ✨are being themselves✨

always knew dumbles was a sussy baka

was not on dumbledore's side. he was taught that only good and bad exist, nothing in between. so he joined dumbles to not be on voldemort's side (credits to re for this headcanon)

lily's platonic soulmate

was👏with👏marlene👏

was (and is) the nicest to peter (peter is a marauder jfc)

secretly or not so secretly loves abba

their hair.

secretly dorcas' bestie

does! not! hate! regulus!

sends small gifts to everyone

loooooooooong fingers (and he fills them up w rings and ah so pretty choke me with those fingers) eris you simp

i don't think i mentioned he's gay

not completly english. like he's from around 3872 countries

polyglot

amazing to simp on and i think we all agree to that

i choose red pink

and im a taurus ♉

this is the most indecisive ive ever been so im gonna make y’all deal with this too

- also if you can choose reblog which the pink you like more and your zodiac sign

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dklelwl i love you raeeee

@mischiefhasbeenmanaged

im bored :/

name a user for every letter uh huh yeah im doing this now

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aaand...

note: this comic was inspired by @queerdeadwizards' jegulus ficlet. thank you for letting me put your writing on paper. xx moon

summary: james sings regulus love songs in the great hall at breakfast and makes a fool out of himself

p.s.: part two will come in a few days

HELL YES ARO/ACES ARE QUEER LIKE WTF AH JUUSIDORJKH

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES