I Wish I Had A Dick

I see no lies here 😜

Reblog if you’re a black girl that loves anime 💁🏽‍♀️

L lawliet x reader

( Fluff :to all the death note fans and L simps)

You slept in your shared bed while your boyfriend continued to work on a random case that he was interested in.

Suddenly you felt a pair of hands shake you awake. You opened your eyes and turned to the side to met owl like ones staring right it you.

“Hi” He spoke.

“Hey, you finished with that case for today? It’s like 2 o’clock in the morning, you should really go to bed.” You glanced at the clock, it wasn’t 2 yet but it sure was getting close.

“But you said you’d go take me to get ice cream cake.” L stared at you with the same look as before.

“L, please it’s so fuckin’ late right now...I doubt the store is even open..” you groaned..

“We don’t know until we try...” His round eyes stared at you almost like a puppy.

“L motherfucking Lawliet, I am not going out in the middle of the night to get you some ice cream cake...”

“How the fuck did you convince me to do this?” You squinted as you carried L on your back.

“I think your hungry...” L pointed at the store full of sweets.

“I think I want some sleep.” You muttered as you walked in the store.

“Hey y/n!” An old friend of yours waved at you from behind the counter.

“Why are you still open?” You hissed at your friend.

“Hey I’m not the one who owns the shop, you gotta leave those questions to the big man. Now what can I get for you and your owl boyfriend?” Your friend teased.

“Piss off F/n. Just get me the chocolate chip ice cream cake.” You still held onto L who was still on your back.

“Alright alright, here that’ll be 700 yen” your friend placed the ice cream cake in a box and you slammed down the cash onto the counter.

Now the two of you were walking back together while L ate his cake you bought him. You looked down at your side as L continued to eat the cake you bought him, man he was a hand full....

but you still loved him didn’t you?

Don’t we all?

>:( i just wanna look like a gothic princess while sitting on katsuki's face wtf

Y’all are blowing my shit UP 😭🤚

Agreed

Me who has 20 something followers 👁👄👁

👁️👁️👍🏻 tis good tho!

Aw shit here we go again...

(Aizawa x fem reader)

Oh no....oh shit, not again.

As you slowly started to panic, the 31 year old man laid down on your stomach asleep.

At first you thought that he was just tired after a long day of work.

Then you noticed that nether of you were wearing anything. Damn it why’d you always had to be so smooth. This was the fifth time you guys had hooked up and you were starting to get nervous.

You didn’t have a reason to, you were obviously on birth control and the two of you always locked the door. So why were you so worried?

Suddenly the man laying on your stomach started to move and fluttered his eyes open. Aw crap....

“Look who’s up early, usually it’s me waking you up.” Aizawa rested his face on his hand before crawling to the other side of his bed and flopping down besides you with a smile on his face.

“That was the best sex I ever had.”

“Shut up Shota you always say that whenever we fuck around.” You glared at him while he chuckled as you struggled to put on the robe that was laying on the floor. Looks like you were the one to spend the night this time. Just your luck.....

“Where are you going this early, sugar?” Aizawa asked as you tied a knot around your waist.

“Work, Aizawa. We’re teachers you know, but before that I need to get Eri ready to meet up with Mirio and Midoriya.” You spoke walking towards the door. Oh god there was clothes everywhere on the ground.

“At least lemme make you breakfast first, don’t want you leaving on an empty stomach.” Aizawa was finally out of bed and now had on grey sweatpants.

“Do want ever you want this is your house but I’m gonna go get her ready, I suggest you get ready too.” You didn’t play when it came too your job much like Aizawa you were extremely strict. But only because you didn’t want your kids to fail.

You opened the door and to your surprise Eri was already standing there. Fully dressed, looks like she’s gotten use to you coming over now, huh?

“Hi Ms.Y/n Deku and lemillon are outside waiting at the door!” You nodded while smiling. You picked her up and carried her to the door.

“Huh?! Ms. L/n? What are you doing here.” The two young men stood outside the door.

“Wow Ms. L/n you and Aizawa really messed around last night huh?” Mirio joked.

“You’d be surprised to find out how accurate that was.”

The two stared at in confusion but before they could say anything you shoved Eri into Midoriya’s arms and slammed the door. You sighed as you smelled a heavenly smell coming from kitchen.

“Breakfast is ready.”

“I’m coming”

😧 I-

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

My humor is broken that was so unexpected 💀💀💀

Felt that bro...

most ppl wanna get popular and have a lot of followers for clout or money or something but I just wish I had a lot of followers because then they’d send me asks and I’d feel less lonely

Honestly tho I have to agree. If your bullying someone over something so small like this, then it just shows how immature you are. Everyone has a right to their opinions and if you don’t agree with that then keep your mouth shut.

Its the letting a fandom make u hate a character for me

It’s the constantly shiting on me for fucking everything I say for me.