Littlelyze - Littlelyze

this has probably been done already but i had a vision so

evil suggestion: youtube should invent new buttons for us to push. being told on every video to comment, subscribe, smash that like button, and dont forget to hit that bell isn't enough. i need to fling the doodle. i need to honk the bobo. i need to smeep the smorp. and so much more. and i need it to be reminded to do each and every one of these actions in each and every video i watch.

Me: hey jonny and alex can I have some jmart

Jonny and Alex: we have jmart at home.

The JMart at home:

sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

honestly same adam

i hauve a cold