I Made A Shitty Meme. Enjoy.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: White House Down (2013) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: John Cale/James Sawyer Characters: John Cale (White House Down), James Sawyer (White House Down) Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn with Feelings, Blow Jobs, Cowgirl Position, Late night shenanigans, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping Summary:

A busy president and a busy security agent find time to do the nasty

that guy from that show sure has done a number on me

Hey did you ever finish writing-

You know what we dont get enough of?? Feral omegas! Omegas who are strong and protective! Omegas that build nests with hidden daggers or maybe even a bear trap! !

We can do better. Let our omegas be batshit crazy and maybe a little murder-y! We deserve it

Literally me

smut starters or quotes ?

All right, these are pretty tame since I have minors following me. Still, if you're under 18, don't interact with this post.

“ don't bite that. “

“ eyes on me. “

“ where to, captain? “

“ come with me. “

“ this is me asking for permission. “

“ don't be quiet. “

“ why don't you give me a ride? “

[from the shower] “ join me? “

“ could you at least try to keep it together? “ “ when you look like that? “

“ you have no idea what you're doing to me, do you? “

“ certainly loud enough to get kicked out... “

“ i think it's about time you get it out of your system. “

“ bed's broken. “ “ again? “

“ what the hell are you doing? “ “ getting you off, what does it look like? “

“ Christmas isn't the only thing that came early this year. “

“ don't scream. “ “ but you make it so hard not to... “

“ where's your clothes? “

“ you need to get laid. “ “ why, are you offering? “

“ pull over. “ [there's no way we'll make it back home].

me thinking that posting the first chapter will give me motivation to get more writing done: