God When Will My Ability To Write Return From The War???

Literally me

Constant Artist/Writer mood

Me: I want to have written this fic. brain: Then write it. Me: You aren’t listening. I don’t want to write it. I want to have written it.

“Oh my god you’re a writer? Can I read your stuff?”

I have now reached the point that I no longer get upset when I see the "you have already left kudos here" tag under the kudos button.

Now I just mock that little bitch and say in the snottiest voice ever "you have already left kudos here. Neh neh neh neh neh neh neh" it's much more mature and satisfying.