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Emma Bloom/Male!Reader

I heart Emma Bloom

These books are so good idk why there's no fics about them on here

Please give me mphfpc asks I will love you forever I promise

Lmao I'm writing this in a burger king

Okay if I get anything wrong it's because it's been a few months since I finished the books and I'm sorry

Can be perceived as platonic or romantic idrc that much

This is set in the fourth book whenever they were in the car but after her and Jacob broke up I guess? it's kind of a made up time period where you and her are alone in the car

Summary: You and Emma have a heartfelt conversation in the car.

"I heard you and Jacob fight a while ago." You blurted out into the uncomfortable silence that echoed inside the car. "Did you break up?"

Emma turned to look at you in the back seat where you were previously sitting by Millard reading the map. "Why would you care? I thought you were asleep, anyways."

She had a bothered look on her face that you couldn't place. Her hands fiddled with one another nervously while your hard gaze was set on her roaming eyes.

"I care because you're my friend. You do remember we've lived together for over a hundred years, correct?"

"I do, M/N, but that doesn't mean I entitle you to my love life."

"What love life? Everyone you've dated has been from the same bloodline because your too stuck up on one person who's dead now."

She looked appalled as if everything you just said wasn't true, but deep down you knew she knew it. She always does.

Emma has always had a talent for knowing what you mean even at times when your hard to understand. It's made you both practically inseparable.

Well, that was before Jacob came into the picture. Once Emma had realized Jake was Abe's grandson, she left you out of the picture for a while.

Most of the time you just roamed the grounds while she was with Jake, hoping not to run into them being all couple-like. It made you jealous for some reason.

It's not like you haven't fantasized about being with Emma, but you just felt like it wouldn't work due to Abe. You were certainly not Abe.

You weren't strong like Abe, loud spoken like Abe, or looked like Abe in any way, and you definitely couldn't see the monsters. You were just normal like any other peculiar.

You didn't know what differentiated Abe from you to Emma, or why she was so adamant on being with his grandson, but it made your blood boil.

"I know you're right, but it doesn't make it hurt any less." She said, coaxing you out of your thoughts with her fiery voice.

"Just like it didn't make it hurt any less whenever you first left me for Abe and then his grandson?" You muttered while looking her in the eyes venomously.

Emma's mouth opened to say something but closed right after, seemingly thinking better of what she was going to say. Her hand snaked down as far as it could reach down to yours.

She gripped it tightly as you tried to pull away.

"M/N, you know I'm sorry, right?" She whispers, not breaking your eye contact.

You sigh in contemplation. "I do." You then give into her advances and let her hold your hand.

It feels warm and soft. The fire bubbling under her skin probably made it warm, you decipher. It felt just like you always imagined it, but you're not in the scenario you thought this would be happening in.

can i request something?? can you do modern relationship with scara??

✿ 𝒊𝒕’𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝑰 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖! ✿

characters: modern!scaramouche x nb!reader

warnings: modern au!!!, fluff, crack, my poor attempt at humor, scara has a bad relationship with his moms, written with high school au in mind, scara being bad at feelings, headcannon format, raiden shogun goes as raiden shino since shogun is a title rather than a name and all…

notes: when that one song u used to religiously listen to when u were younger and cringier suddenly comes rushing back in for a fic idea

oh dear gods, where do we even begin with this one?

tsundere to the max and we all know, his moms knows it, you know it, the entire school knows it, even the online friends he plays games with knows it

which explains on how you knew that scaramouche had a crush on you the moment he started showing small signs of it. waaaaayyyy before he even understood his own emotions and feelings and came to terms with it

safe to say, he is super easy to read. like, a motherfuckin open book that’s full of illustrations made for kids. at least, that’s how it feels to you anyways

has a bad relationship with both of his mothers and his older sister but at least he tolerates his older sister better than his mothers, which is a good thing. at least he has someone to turn to when something goes wrong

him, his mom ei and his older sister are carbon copies of each other alongside his aunt. the first time you went over to scara’s place to prepare for an upcoming exam, you almost got whiplash from just how many similar purple people were there

like… low-key concerning with how you easily mistook his mom ei with his aunt or his older sister with his mom ei

safe to say you made a fool out of yourself for the first few meetings with his family

his other mom, miko, is very… eccentric to say the least. teasing, sly, quick-witted, charming and charismatic. you and scara joke around that miko was a fox or a demon in her former life

his older sister, shino, is quite the sweetheart one the other hand. quiet, reserved, socially awkward and friendly if you go over how her normal face looks so emotionless and dead. reminds you of a soldier or a puppet with how shino is so willing to fulfill ei’s wishes or words to the T

his aunt, baal, is an absolute sweetheart. the ultimate sweetheart actually. such a sweet woman she is with her soft words, warm smiles and motherly affections. she offered you a hand-made cookie when you were about to leave simply because you were scara’s friend!

yes, you cried to the amount of kindness and scara made fun of you for it

you would never peg someone as mean, introverted and arrogant as scaramouche to be friends with the popular, soccer kid from school did ya’? well you are wrong because scara and childe are best friends!!! as childe claims

the ginger-head made a bet with scaramouche saying that you two’s friendship won’t last. cue scaramouche and his over competitive ass coming over and latching himself to you to make sure that your friendship would last

AKA childe’s plan to make scaramouche realize his feelings and come to terms with it has officially started!

likes to occasionally play video games such as wuthering waves, minecraft, resident evil, silent hill etc etc. hates first person shooter games cuz it’s so not his style and he hates the annoying boys that he comes across during the game

will never say it nor mention it but sometimes he plays those ‘using not a single part of your brain’ type of games like playing as dentists or doctors. hell, he even likes to play dress up games from time to time. he just loves the aesthetics and the different designs of the clothes, itches that inner aesthetic lover part of him. but he will NEVER mention it or be caught playing it. scaramouche would rather die

something tells me that his music taste would be more leaning into electronic or scene music. odetari, 6arelyhuman, kets4eki — you name it. sometimes, enjoys those gentle and soothing sounding anime openings too

he has sanrio plushies. more specifically, hello kitty ones

had an obsession with the cute white cat growing up and he never grew out of it

the moment he first found out that you like plushies or pink things or sanrio related things, he knew he gotta gift you anonymous sanrio gifts on your birthday or on special occasions. it was his early stages of courting you

was absolutely appalled when he was found out because whaddaYA MEAN HE LIKES SOFT AND THOSE STUPID PLUSHIES AND SANRIO RELATED THINGS?! NUH-UH, YOU MUST’VE SAW A DIFFERENT PURPLE HAIRED, BOWL HAIRCUT HAVING GUY CUZ SCARAMOUCHE WOULD NEVER LIKE THOSE STUPID THINGS!!!

he aint fooling anyone

takes his relationship slow since he has some big trust issues yet also attachment issues. pick a struggle tbh

had a panic attack after he officially, finally, after years of crushing on you, like literally acting like your boyfriend years later when he asked you out on a date because woohoo!! he asked you for a date \(^ヮ^)/\(^ヮ^)/ but also shit, what type of a first date would you like ლಠ益ಠ)ლლಠ益ಠ)ლ

yeah, he had to do something he hated the most. ask his moms and sister for advice

after a lot of talk, discussions, secretly stalking your social profiles or you in general to see what you would like, scaramouche decided to take you out for an arcade date

you two had fun, he was glad you had fun, played bunch of different games together and even managed to win a cute matching plushies and keychains!! kuromi for him and melody for you. he was so glad that you liked it but he won’t say it out loud

walked you home after your first date, to your front door and bid you good night and “hope you had fun tonight, idiot” chu!! on your cheek before making a mad dash back home

the type of boyfriend who would lovingly bully you

“why the fuck are you wearing that? it’s making your stupid face look cuter than normal”

“who in their right mind would choose the green one? yellow looks better on you. no, the soft pastel one, not the bright one you idiot”

“you wanna die? who said i was ever gonna stop loving you after you turn into a roach? i’m gonna keep you in a special glass case until you change back dumbass”

yeah… just say you love them already, scara

your contact name on his phone is literally my idiot٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶

would lovingly call you names as he leaves soft kisses on your face

“you’re a fucking idiot but it’s fine, you’re my idiot”

Yandere Pidge Headcanons

Is this what writers block feels like?💔 also I think I made this more platonic than anything so enjoy that😍🫶

You guys first met and became friends when you attended the Garrison, knowing Pidge longer than Lance and Hunk!

This automatically makes Pidge feel entitled to you and your time

Because you’ve known Pidge the longest you trust her the most, which she takes advantage of

Pidge is the first person you run to with any problem, whenever you’re upset about something

If it’s regarding one of the paladins, Pidge would definitely use them as an example of what to avoid so she stays on your good side

But just know if it’s something serious, like you wanting to leave the group or if you begin suspecting something about the groups weird behavior, Pidge won’t hesitate to reveal all your secrets and conversations with everyone

She’s also lowkey emotionally distant, so she can’t really relate to any intense emotions you go to her with

This causes a drift between the both of you since now you go to someone else whenever you’re feeling upset, like Shiro, making her really jealous

Fully believes that you should rely on her if you have any concerns

Even if she can’t… help that much…

If you do decide to go to someone else, expect her to become a little more uhh… touchy

She’s so possessive over you

She would make you feel bad for trying to go to someone else when she’s so obviously right there

I mean, Pidge was trying to be a good friend but she guesses that wasn’t enough for you

She doesn’t understand your emotions but she 100% percent expects you to understand and listen to her

She’s become so attached to you that you quite literally cannot go anywhere with Pidge right next to you

Missions, exploring planets, even just chilling in the castle, Pidge is hovering right beside you, because that’s what best friends do, right?

Best friends are always together :)

So when the rare occurrence happens when you both are separated Pidge is still able to track where you are with the secret tracker she placed on you

You would never suspect that the bracelet Pidge gifted you would be the reason on how she is always able to find where you are, no matter the situation or location

Kinda manipulates you into being around her by saying you’re the last familiar thing she has to home since her brother and father were taken from her and being so far from earth (it does make you feel guilty so you don’t question her odd behaviors)

If you get injured during a mission Pidge loses it

There’s no way the last person she cares is going to be taken for her

She is ruthless when protecting you, she’s probably already convinced Shiro andmaybe Hunk to help guard you during dangerous missions!

No cuz the group would do anything for Pidge, which means helping keep you trapped with her💔

When Pidge is around, do not expect to get a say in anything regarding you

She fully believes she knows better than you

So just sit back and look pretty while she does all the hard work, she can be the brains for both of you

Also I get a feeling that Pidge might like the idea of you in general

Having someone to lean on while she’s going through her stuff just settles the nagging anxiety constantly following her

Taking care of someone else instead of being the one taken care of

In all, Pidge just wants to keep you safe and take care of you

She doesn’t know how to do this though which can make her come off as controlling but she swears it’s for the best!!

And who knows, maybe her obsession may rub off on her family too…

aot/snk characters and their mitski songs:

eren jaeger: everyone, a burning hill, my body's made of crushed little stars, goodbye, my danish sweetheart, the only heartbreaker, real men, a pearl, working for the knife, pearl diver, abbey, carry me out, stay soft.

jean kirstein: heat lightning, love me more, humpty, class of 2013, crack baby, nobody, fireworks, i will, jobless monday, happy, a loving feeling, me and my husband, remember my name, square.

mikasa ackerman: francis forever, me and my husband, jobless monday, washing machine heart, carry me out, lonesome love, pink in the night, first love/late spring, i guess, a loving feeling, i don't smoke, i will, happy, old friend, your best american girl (ironic ik), texas reznikoff, i want you, door, geyser.

annie leonhardt: my body's made of crushed little stars, love me more, nobody, blue light, happy, lonesome love, i want you, crack baby, dan the dancer, a horse named cold air, texas reznikoff, working for the knife, pink in the night, two slow dancers, real men.

armin arlert: last words of a shooting star, a horse named cold air, washing machine heart, abbey, i guess, i don't smoke, i will, crack baby, love me more, stay soft, valentine, texas, pearl diver, shame, because dreaming costs money my dear.

connie springer: class of 2013, happy, i will, a horse named cold air, stay soft, i guess.

reiner braun: happy, humpty, real men, a horse named cold air, lonesome love, i bet on losing dogs, bag of bones.

historia reiss: cop car, abbey, door, crack baby, i don't smoke, drunk walk home, geyser, fireworks, stay soft, francis forever, shame, happy, love me more, a burning hill, nobody, real men, strawberry blond, thursday girl.

uh racing au??

hiii can I request kaiser with french gf ?? idk if that really makes sense

french gf – kaiser

m.list | rules

Note: I am french and I love him to death I mean please yes I LOVE IT

there’s a lot of differences between french and german but I think he would love to see somethings else

you’ve got a temper and he likes to play with that

he would tease the shit out off you until you threaten him to hit him

which would make him laugh, until you really do it

even so, if you lightly hit him he would laugh

he wants to learn french’s words from you but he’s only picking up the insult you say while talking to your siblings/friends

he’s head over heels about it, he loves listening to you talking in french even if you rarely do now

you’re too shy to talk to yourself in french with people around, even him

but you’re always happy to teach him some french

he wants to be able to speak a little when he meet your family

I think he would love french show and would be more into it than you are

He would want to try a lot of french food !! 

Asks you to do some if you can, if not he wants to try French's restaurant and let you note them

When you're down or upset or even missing your country he takes out from the best one and make perfect indoor night 

If you drink, he probably once asked when you started and he's SHOCKED when you say something between 13 and 16 (don't come at me i speak facts)

He loves going on trip there with you 

I think he would love Paris and Lyon 

He would love charcuterie board but HATE the acne he gets from it

Shocked to see that cliché aren't that real

He's in love with you speaking French in France, he wants to go all the time after that

He tries as well but get annoyed when he's being corrected

He insult people he doesn't like in German

Let me know if you liked it !

Reblog are appreciated ♡

Armin having a crush on you.

{ Armin x reader | tw:none | fluff | moden }

{ "An Oriental Beauty" by Charles Dubreuil 20th Century }

The classic "doesn't see where he's going when you walk in the room" type.

Would literally slam into the door because he heard you laughing from across the room and lost his focus

One time he even bumped into Levi, he still swears it hurt more than any brick wall he walked into.

Eren knows about his crush since day one.

He noticed it because Armin stopped mid-rant about something he loves when you walked by, Armin never stops talking about his passions.

Mikasa caught on it a bit late because she doesn't really pay attention to other people beside Eren and Armin.

She only noticed it when Armin was throwing away his fifth confession letter for the week.

She thought the previous letters were just English homework or something.

Talking about letters, Armin writes you one everyday. Describing how you made him feel that day and how much seeing you smile in his direction made his heart explode into a supernova.

The next day, him and Mikasa just hover around the place you're in while he hypes himself up to give it to you.

It never works, he either ends up throwing it away because he doubts himself too much or just take it home to stash it with the other letters he couldn't throw away.

Eren is the most agressive motivational man ever, it backfires and makes Armin even more doubtful of himself.

Mikasa tried to be a wing women for him but her attempts either sound like a threat or like she's the one hitting on you.

If you give even the tinest of smiles or the most basic of politness to her "attempts" Armin will literally cry.

He thinks he can never compete with Mikasa.

He also buys small things that subtly remind him of you, it his secret and it's subtle enough that no one can tell.

Like a brooch of your favourite flower or wearing socks in your favourite colour.

He'd even listen to the music you like even if it isn't his type.

He is a sucker for love songs and when alone he sings them sometimes in hushed tones while thinking about you.

He set your text conversation to have different notification tone than the rest so he can know when you text him.

He hugs his pillow sometimes and thinks if this is how it would feel like to cuddle you against his chest.

Then he blushes and scolds himself for being "creepy"

It's not, it's adorable actually.

If you're hanging out together, he'd ask your opinions on whatever subject comes up. He'd also get you a snack if you pass a corner store together.

Really really really wants to hold your hands, please let him hold your hands.

Sometimes he tries to find excuses to do it, like helping you cross the road or guiding you somewhere. But not letting your hand go after.

Subtly inserts characteristics about him into questions to see if he's your type.

Like asking how you feel about not physically strong guys when a similar subject comes up.

His insecurities eat him up at night sometimes, so please reassure him that he's perfect the way he is.

Lowkey compares himself to whatever person you show interest in.

He doesn't get jealous, he just gets sad.

Secretly goes to Erwin for advice about love and crushes.

Erwin nods and gives him a copy of twilight

Armin went home that day more confused than before.

okay okay im switching it up w a lil angst🤭

We text armin all excited and happy but armins out in a rlly crowded space and overwhelmed so he ends being mean/dry to us and we argue but theres a happy ending/resolution 🤗

Angst 😭⁉️ I’m scared

Took me a while because I wanted to make it as dramatic as you wanted but still realistic for Armin 😫 I hope you like it

Armin snaps at you

He shows up with plenty of snacks, flowers, and a stuffed bear. When you tell him it’s okay and he didn’t have to bring you all that JUST for a argument over text he tells you that he did. Then you guys smooch 😈

If you were wondering the Eren flipping out thing is referencing the scene in the show 👀

My sister, who has never played Genshin, ranked the character on how she thinks the fandom treats them

These are some funny anecdotes:

She described Thomas as looking like Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriend (Joe Alwyn)

Diluc and Kaeya: Guessed that they're estranged and that the fans go crazy over it

"Her name's Fischl but she refers to herself as Prinzessin der Verurteilung, she is not a princess" "Okay so everyone relates to her but doesn't admit it"

Ayaka was originally despised but got moved when we got to her brother LMAO

Ninnguang: Almost put in controversial Waifus, but said she might be too bitchy

Heizhou: There is a reason it says ACAB lol

I audibly gasped when Nahida was placed in despised

Aloy: The short description I was giving to her was too long

Strange question, but do you think Annie could make Armin cry?💧In a bad way. During an argument or something like that…

Hello!

Not a strange question at all - and I definitely think YES. Armin wears his heart on his sleeve; with Annie he expresses his emotions very openly, and in time, probably without any restraint whatsoever. This level of trust would mean that he doesn't hesitate to cry in front of her, at a (good) time when he's feeling vulnerable and she's there to hold him.

Then, during a fight, with emotions obviously running high and volatile, it's highly possible that Annie, in her strained anger, says something she doesn't mean to say (or on the other hand, doesn't say something he wants to know), and Armin cries. It could either be after she's gone from the vicinity, or if its a particularly bad fight, then right there, in front of her, even if he tries his hardest to hold his tears.

It's going to be heartbreaking to say the least, with him probably feeling pathetic in consequence, and Annie feeling guilty and "bad" for making him cry with hurt.