How Can You Eat The Fried Hearts Of Something That Once Was Alive And Had A Beating Heart? Do You Feel

"we don't have girl talk, we have creature talk," my roommate Julia just said while rolling on the floor, "put that on your fucking tumblr, they'll love that shit"

she's already dead what do you mean

Anyway I was in an Autism evaluation last week bc I don’t have my original diagnosis on paper and they were asking me “common knowledge” questions and one of them was “who wrote Hamlet” and for some godforsaken reason I heard “Hamilton” so I said, “the book or the musical?” And the doctor said “there’s….a musical?” And we both stared at each other for forty-five seconds while I opened up my “past dialogue” log in my brain and loaded in “Hamlet”

the villagers: OH MY GOD GET OUT OF HERE ITS A DRAGON ATTACK HES BURNING DOWN THE WHOLE VILLAGE

me noticing the "dragon" actually only has 2 hind legs instead of 4 legs: thats actually a w-

*flames engulf me completely*

If someone would get me those chocolates I would literally die

got called into the living room because "they're talking about something you'll like on tv" and it was a documentary about arsenic poisoning

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

gender of being a funny little guy. a he/he/he , if you will.

autistically mourning pangea think of all the train potential

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