Travis Thou Hast Confused The Shit Out Of Me

My Pichu-hating ghost

Hi.

I have a ghost, and his name is Jerky. He’s an ass, hense his name. I enjoy pokemon and have a good amount of pokemon funko pops. One of my first ones was a Pichu (the evolution before pikachu). I have about 5 other funko pops on the same shelf as my Pichu one, yet the only one falling almost constantly is Pichu. One time it flung itself across the room and hit my desk (A good few feet away). Multiple times I’d find it in the trash or underneath my couch somehow?? (I have a couch cause I sleep on a futon very comfy btw). Also sometimes when i’m up late at night questioning my exsistance when I’ll see a figure standing in front of my door. You know how in the dark your vision is like a bunch of tiny dots? Yeah, near my door a bunch of them will get darker than every other one and look like a person. It’s moved as well, liked walked around and stuff. One time It was right in front of my face when I saw it. 

He hasn’t done anything other than be an asshole about my pokemon choices. He just kinda vibes most times. He also moved my curtains a couple times. I want to use a spirit box but I don’t have one lol. Have a good night, and whatever weird drink Steven made u all.

(bring back the professor please)

Dana? Dana terrace. PUT AN AMONG US COSTUME IN THE SHOW. P L E A S E I NEED TO SEE AN IMPOSTER SOMEWHERE

i want a dragon... why can't they be real :(

I HAVE THE BESTEST HEADCANON IN THE FOREVER OF EVER

DICK GRAYSON. USED MANIFESTATION TO ACHIEVE HIS JUICY BOOTY

not actually its just cause of his work out routine but nobody told him

Let me finish

anyway

He found out what manifestation was when he was younger and still Robin and he saw like a sign of some crazy ass pyshic lady (it was bs) but he was like whats manifestation?? and he looked it up and he was like WOAH i wanna do that :D

so then he started doing it and like as a joke added on the big butt part (originally it was just "I am a good Robin. I'm a good kid" and shit) and one time Alfred saw him doing it one night and was like "Oh thats cute wait what-"

and then Alfred told Bruce and bruce was like "uh...no harm no foul." and just didn't do anything

but then Dick got a fat ass

and was a good Robin

And everyone sees him as a good kid

So he's like This shit is real

So he just tells everyone its real and y'know the normal people are like "No tf its not." but there are some PEOPLE. SOME. PEOPLE (cough starfire cough) who believe him

and do it.

And one of them. Is DAMIAN

YEAH

YEAH

IDK

SO HE DOES IT TOO

AND IT WAS AT FIRST JUTS LIKE "I'm a good assassin. I am the one true heir" yada yada crazy assassin baby bs

BUT HE CHANGED IT TO BE LIKE "People like me" AND STUFF AND ITS JUST REALLY SAD BUT HE THINKS IT WORKS CAUSE THE LONGER HES THERE THE MORE HE GETS ACCEPTED AND HE THINKS IT WORKS TOO-

Thank you for coming to my tedtalk

this is inspired by a laugh filled conversation I had with my younger sibling on discord

Help for Venezuela. REBLOG PLEASE.

Help me spread the word about what is happening in my country.I don't want to cry anymore thinking about what is going to happen to my family, or my friends. Many in my generation have committed suicide due to the desperation of the current crisis, others have left their university careers to go to work at an early age for a starvation wage. Please, I just want to stop suffering, I don't want to cry anymore, I just want a normal adolescence for all young people. My people need FREEDOM.

So apparently KOSA (2024 edition) is getting either thrown out until next year or put into effect in six days.

Update that's going in the main post at the top: it has enough support to pass.

It failed the last two times because people were voting against it.

This time, KOSA has traction among the pro-LGBTQ parties. Because nobody is fucking calling their bullshit and screaming from the rooftops that calling it the "Kids Online Safety Act" is misleading.

What will it passing do?

Nothing much, only prevent any education on LGBTQIA+ (it's that stupid fucking argument about us grooming kids again), shut down nearly every fandom space on the internet, and make it required for most big tech companies to have your ID.

Want to have resources for kids to discover their identity readily available? Yes? Then fucking speak up against this stupid fucking bill.

Fandom spaces like Tumblr, Twitter (? I thought the MAGA assholes liked Musk?), Tiktok, Archive Of Our Own, and any other website that hosts fanfic or fanart? Either shut down permanently, forced to uproot to a different country and down for a while (best case scenario, and they likely won't be able to send any data, and therefore fanfics, to the US), or gutted so that you only get to put G rated cishet ships on there, if any shipping at all. How to avoid that? I've already said it: Call your fucking representatives.

Want to avoid the fucking dystopic task of being legally obligated to give big tech your government issue ID? Again, cause an uproar. Call your goddamned representatives.

If they can pass this, the ripple effects could be catastrophic.

So, for fuck's sake, any Americans that can impact this stupid fucking bill and see this? Do everything in your power to shut it down because you have until February twenty sixth (26th) to send this bill back to where it belongs.

And if you can't do that? Reblog, copy my tags, and boost the signal.

Sorry not sorry for ranting, making you scroll through that, and swearing a probably excessive amount, but KOSA is a bill with a GLOBAL IMPACT being passed by ONE COUNTRY because some old people are scared of two guys with who were told they were girls kissing within five hundred miles of a child. Fuck this shit, I shouldn't have to worry about bad bills in America but I fucking do because I use the internet and would like to avoid mass censorship. Fuck this, fuck conservatives, and fuck the fact that some boomers make your country's policies.

Now, if you won't mind me, I'm going to be up until three in the morning downloading fanfiction or copying and pasting them into a a text file if I can't so I can read them by the end of the week.

I'm a peasent. This feels racist.

ATTENTION!

FEUDALISM RESTARTING IN 10 SECONDS. CLASSES WILL BE RANDOMLY ASSIGNED

I know how Travis felt

DUDE