I Was Trying To Show Off How Pretty House From Whitepine To My Parents, But They Instead Went "Oh, That's

I may have accidentally gotten my grandmother into Chappell Roan. Normally, I would love this, but seeing as my grandmother is the kind go woman to violently flinch away at the mention of death or demons, I'm scared by the thought of her listening and calling up my mother while clutching her pearls

Beast Tamer Wife AU.

Shen Yuan transmigrates into a wife and starts fighting for Luo Binghe's favor. Not for the sex or the prestige or anything. Those are nice but not as nice as the beasts that Luo Binghe brings back sometimes. He needs those.

My cats just have to get up next to me to scratch off their fleas

My friend Lola got me into Kaos, and my current running theory as of like episode 2-3 is that the twin brother that baby Ariadne killed is actually the Minotaur. I was trying to find my spot and ended up passing two frames that seemed to show the Furies going after the king guy [Midas?]. I started thinking that maybe he killed the brother, and then I noticed something strange: this show went out of it's way to include things like Hera and Zeus being siblings, but there has been no mention of the fact that Ariadne's mother gave birth to the Minotaur. What if she did, but no one knows it, and the king just put some random other baby in crib?

I went to Marshalls yesterday, and found the cutest shirt of all time

His name is Samson, and he is better than you

I'm so sorry but i just discovered content SMP and I can no longer imagine hermits or other mcyt's as gods in the mcyt multiverse. They may be legends. Many of them may have been around forever. But the folks on content SMP are literally making mods as part of their on-server lore and confrontations. Doctor4t added a whole new dimension to trap one person.

These folks are out here warping the fabric of Minecraft reality, as part of the game and you expect me to think anything less counts as a god?

I was watching Delicious in Dungeon with my friend and kept making these weird and very specific predictions like "why are the walking on water? Their gonna be attacked from below", "hey, is the dragon chasing someone" and such, but now I feel this weird pressure to keep making accurate predictions even though no one ever told me to

Okay, so I've been sitting with the battery acid spaghetti for a while, and I'm mostly fine? I made the mistake of eating the candy in it was one of the worst textures I've ever had in my mouth, but beyond a slightly higher sense of dread, I feel okay

Damned detective, what are you up to? Bringing in all the maids, I know what you're thinking. Why is he so mean? Why are you looking for a seashell? Why would this young girl have a knife?? Can you tell me every detail of a random afternoon from like a week ago?

Watching Matteo crash a plane and then getting an ad for plaene seats is fucked