Guys Idk But If Anyone Ever Asked Me Why Do I Keep Writing New Fics And Not Finishing Old Ones I Personally

me: hhmmm.. i used to get ao3 notifs every time i opened my email... what gives?

ao3: last updated 2 nov

me: oh okay

in the kindest way possible I want to consume all your fics

absolutely devour

munch on them like snacks

jobikinn love of my life tysm for reading my fics 🥺 you actually have no idea what your love and support makes me feel man im so grateful for you

you're welcome to eat any fics you want my friend 😌

thank you endlessly for your support ^^

HELP ME YALL LOVED THIS POST HUH 💀

men's thighs are some of the best things in the world thank you god

fun side effect i found of my meds running out (im super dependent on them if yall couldnt tell) is my motor skills are so shit LOL out of the 3 times ive poured water into my glass, 3 times ive overfilled it and just spilled it all over the floor even though im sure i filled it like halfway so thats fun

Trent?: can't we just tweet the Rock...?

Roderick Strong getting white boy wasted from Best Friends with Roderick Strong

[and this is why he was shirtless in the last GIF of the random closeup shots set I did that like 5 people saw LOL]

tbh its so funny seeing how yall wanna read the jey x mystery man fic but yall are NEVER gon see it coming. like. trust me. yall aint got a clue.

yall my crazy mother really be throwing out ALL my wwe stuff? girl i am a whole adult man and you be throwing out my stuff fr 😭😭 good thing i can switch my dam emotions off but when it wears off i know imma break down crying LMAO

why do you never come to the house 🥺 why do you never call me or talk to me 🥺 why do you hate me 🥺

CUZ U CRAZY GIRL 👹

but not me making her ass mad with my reactions "you wanna take the stickers off my laptop too? 😇"

HIII HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!!!!

hiiii jobikinn 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 thankyou!! im a halloween baby 👹 i got ringside bloody tickets to see my lil baby for my birthday and i went last night and it was the BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

I SAW THE BABY

even when he bleeds it’s a reference i feel like i’m going insane

SAY WHAT

Thinking about the time on raw where that one announcer called Sami "Sami Sikoa"